User:Old Dickens

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What if the stories were true? What if there really were Vampires and Werewolves and Wizards and Witches who really could turn you into a toad, or make you think they had? Suppose Nick and Nora Charles were the most powerful couple in the country...

There is a story that the world is a disc borne on the backs of four elephants which stand on the carapace of an enormous turtle. In one corner of the Multiverse (the one farthest from Reality) this, too, is true. This is where the story creates the history and a one-in-a-million chance turns up nine times out of ten and the ocean falls into space around the rim without depleting itself. On the Discworld, "what if?" must be answered, the stories lived, the myth made real.

Tales from this remote universe arrived regularly via inspiration particles intercepting the particularly receptive and talented brain of Sir Terry Pratchett, OBE. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to sort, file and illuminate the elements of these chronicles in this little corner of the vast library of L-space. Just don't forget your ball of string.

Bridge

Meanwhile, back in the Great White North, the people of Ontario, in their debatable wisdom, have elected a mini-Trump Premier of the province.
Even in other parts of the world some may recall the crack-smoking alcoholic mayor of Toronto, Rob Ford. His brother, enabler, and provider of loony ideas is now in the hugely more powerful position of Premier. Rob Ford presaged Donald Trump's political career and his brother Doug mimicked the Trump campaign as closely as could be done in Canada. What's to stop the fascist hordes if they've invaded Canada? The next election in the U.K. will be interesting.
On a happier note, the Blue Jays came back in the ninth inning to win a game for a change. Take what you can get.

Thinking I was fully depressed already, I got up to the news that Anthony Bourdain had killed himself in France. What the bloody hells?

Chorus

I sometimes sit and laugh giddily at the mere existence of some Pratchett characters (Carrot Ironfoundersson, say) and the reality he creates out of the absurd stereotype. This is often toward the end of the bottle of wine, but still, it suggests how he's different from other writers I have followed. There are now more than a thousand Discworld characters described here, and that's not all.

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Made a sysop for the many good contributions --Sanity 01:34, 19 August 2006 (CEST)