User:Old Dickens

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What if the stories were true? What if there really were Vampires and Werewolves and Wizards and Witches who really could turn you into a toad, or make you think they had? Suppose Nick and Nora Charles were the most powerful couple in the country...

There is a story that the world is a disc borne on the backs of four elephants which stand on the carapace of an enormous turtle. In one corner of the Multiverse (the one farthest from Reality) this, too, is true. This is where the story creates the history and a one-in-a-million chance turns up nine times out of ten and the ocean falls into space around the rim without depleting itself. On the Discworld, "what if?" must be answered, the stories lived, the myth made real.

Tales from this remote universe arrived regularly via inspiration particles intercepting the particularly receptive and talented brain of Sir Terry Pratchett, OBE. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to sort, file and illuminate the elements of these chronicles in this little corner of the vast library of L-space. Just don't forget your ball of string.

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No one in this world, so far as I know — and I have searched the records for years, and employed agents to help me — has ever lost money by underestimating the intelligence of the great masses of the plain people. Nor has anyone ever lost public office thereby. (H.L. Mencken)

This has been a useful guide in politics and business for a century, but as another great American writer pointed out: "nothing is always absolutely so". Let us hope, then, that while a great many of the American public have been persuaded to vote against their own interests in the past and most of the Republicans have been persuaded to nominate a charlatan, the overall majority can still (as the polls suggest) recognise a threat to their safety, well-being and dignity. The Donald has done quite well by aiming at the lowest, commonest denominator and he's unlikely to go broke (although bankruptcy is always an option) but I still hope and expect he is likely to lose public office thereby.

It occurs to me that I haven't heard mention of the Sage of Baltimore through this entire, absurdly prolonged American election campaign. This seems strange, given the volume of apt quotes beside the one above:

The demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots.

An aristocratic society may hold that a soldier or a man of learning is superior to a rich manufacturer or banker, but in a democratic society the latter are inevitably put higher, if only because their achievement is more readily comprehended by the inferior man, and he can more easily imagine himself, by some favour of God, duplicating it.

What is not true, as everyone knows, is always immensely more fascinating and satisfying to the vast majority of men than what is true. Truth has a harshness that alarms them, and an air of finality that collides with their incurable romanticism.

See also: https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/H._L._Mencken

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I sometimes sit and laugh giddily at the mere existence of some Pratchett characters (Carrot Ironfoundersson, say) and the reality he created out of the absurd stereotype. This is often toward the end of the bottle of wine, but still, it suggests how he's different from other writers I have followed. There are now more than a thousand Discworld characters described here, and that's not all.

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Made a sysop for the many good contributions --Sanity 01:34, 19 August 2006 (CEST)