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|title= Ponder Stibbons | |title= Ponder Stibbons | ||
|photo= | |photo= Pond2a.jpg|240px|''© Paul Kidby'' | ||
|name= Ponder Stibbons | |name= Ponder Stibbons | ||
|age= 24 in {{TLC}} | |age= 24 in {{TLC}} | ||
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|death= | |death= | ||
|parents= | |parents= | ||
|relatives= | |relatives= {{TLC}} tells us that he was raised by his aunt. {{UA}} further reveals that Ponder never knew his father. | ||
|children= | |children= | ||
|marital status= Never married but may have had a holiday romance of the shuffling and slightly embarrassed "''...errrm....''" kind with [[Lucy Tockley|Diamanda]] while on study-leave in [[Lancre]] | |marital status= Never married but '''''may''''' have had a holiday romance of the shuffling and slightly embarrassed "''...errrm....''" kind with [[Lucy Tockley|Diamanda]] while on study-leave in [[Lancre]]. On the other hand, he might not... | ||
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When he gets the full attention of the fellow wizards he usually completely fails in explaining the topic. Maybe he is unable to verbalise his complex thoughts. On the other hand this may be because it is rather hard to explain quantum physics to someone with the attention span of a 4-year-old. Ponder Stibbons is quite popular with the younger students. He is the Head of Inadvisably Applied Magic and Project Co-ordinator for pretty much all the research projects happening at UU. | When he gets the full attention of the fellow wizards he usually completely fails in explaining the topic. Maybe he is unable to verbalise his complex thoughts. On the other hand this may be because it is rather hard to explain quantum physics to someone with the attention span of a 4-year-old. Ponder Stibbons is quite popular with the younger students. He is the Head of Inadvisably Applied Magic and Project Co-ordinator for pretty much all the research projects happening at UU. | ||
Ponder Stibbons can usually be found in the [[High Energy Magic Building]] where he spends his time fiddling with the fabrics of time and space. He also finds it quite convenient that the senior fellows avoid going there. He is the creator | Ponder Stibbons can usually be found in the [[High Energy Magic Building]] where he spends his time fiddling with the fabrics of time and space. He also finds it quite convenient that the senior fellows avoid going there. He is the creator (instigator? bemused attendant?) of the University's super-computer [[Hex]] which is also located in the High-Energy Magic Building. | ||
His first appearance is in {{MP}} where he is a student at the Unseen University. His ascension to the [[faculty]] is a result of knocking over a bottle of ink on his final exam and taking the absent [[Victor Tugelbend]]'s instead - an exam that happened to contain only the question "''What is your name?''" One wonders if he's ever thanked Victor for the record test score of 100%. | His first appearance is in {{MP}} where he is a student at the Unseen University. His ascension to the [[faculty]] is a result of knocking over a bottle of ink on his final exam and taking the absent [[Victor Tugelbend]]'s instead - an exam that happened to contain only the question "''What is your name?''" One wonders if he's ever thanked Victor for the record test score of 100%. Other student peers included [[Adrian Turnipseed]] and "Crusty" [[Trussett]]. | ||
When he reappeared in {{LL}} he had become a member of the faculty as [[Reader in Invisible Writings]], investigating the ''in potentia'' books in [[L-space]]. He is now also Head of Inadvisably Applied Magic, in charge of developing all kinds of equipment and heading research activities in the High Energy Magic Building ({{TLH}}) and Praelector. Shortly before the events of {{UA}} he also acquires the title Master of The Traditions; he now holds twelve positions at the university, thus giving him twelve votes on the college council, which he effectively controls as he is a majority all by himself. | When he reappeared in {{LL}} he had become a member of the faculty as [[Reader in Invisible Writings]], investigating the ''in potentia'' books in [[L-space]]. He is now also Head of Inadvisably Applied Magic, in charge of developing all kinds of equipment and heading research activities in the High Energy Magic Building ({{TLH}}) and Praelector. Shortly before the events of {{UA}} he also acquires the title Master of The Traditions; he now holds twelve positions at the university, thus giving him twelve votes on the college council, which he effectively controls as he is a majority all by himself. | ||
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It's possible that his unusually high work ethic for a wizard stems from a guilt need to ''be'' as clever as they all think he is - it could also come from the fact that every time he tried to go out during {{MP}} he had a spate of very bad luck, culminating in a Thing from the [[Dungeon Dimensions]] falling on him. It's mentioned in {{TLC}} that Ponder is afraid of heights. | It's possible that his unusually high work ethic for a wizard stems from a guilt need to ''be'' as clever as they all think he is - it could also come from the fact that every time he tried to go out during {{MP}} he had a spate of very bad luck, culminating in a Thing from the [[Dungeon Dimensions]] falling on him. It's mentioned in {{TLC}} that Ponder is afraid of heights. | ||
In {{SOD4}} he has persuaded the University to fund his [[Great Big Thing]], but it malfunctions slightly and drags a Roundworld librarian through L-Space into the Discworld. | |||
In {{SOD4}} | |||
Among his more ambitious projects are: | Among his more ambitious projects are: | ||
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Which either means that Terry has written Ponder as greater than he initially comes across, or that two similarly inquisitive minds have both been struck by the terrible thought that the entire universe is empirically knowable and understandable, quantifiable by immutable laws but that the current state of art/science/knowledge/technomancy is not enough for us to actually discover those laws. This is the heartache of all who truly ''ponder'' (hah!) on the Great Mysteries. For those of us who don't, of course, it's quite enough that we know how to make beer and kebabs - or at least that somebody does, and that we are at liberty to partake of them. | Which either means that Terry has written Ponder as greater than he initially comes across, or that two similarly inquisitive minds have both been struck by the terrible thought that the entire universe is empirically knowable and understandable, quantifiable by immutable laws but that the current state of art/science/knowledge/technomancy is not enough for us to actually discover those laws. This is the heartache of all who truly ''ponder'' (hah!) on the Great Mysteries. For those of us who don't, of course, it's quite enough that we know how to make beer and kebabs - or at least that somebody does, and that we are at liberty to partake of them. | ||
[[Category:Discworld characters|Stibbons, Ponder]] | [[Category:Discworld characters|Stibbons, Ponder]] | ||
Latest revision as of 06:22, 3 April 2024
| Ponder Stibbons | |
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| Name | Ponder Stibbons |
| Race | Human |
| Age | 24 in The Last Continent |
| Occupation | Wizard |
| Physical appearance | Young (although he has found some grey hairs recently), beardless, bespectacled |
| Residence | Unseen University |
| Death | |
| Parents | |
| Relatives | The Last Continent tells us that he was raised by his aunt. Unseen Academicals further reveals that Ponder never knew his father. |
| Children | |
| Marital Status | Never married but may have had a holiday romance of the shuffling and slightly embarrassed "...errrm...." kind with Diamanda while on study-leave in Lancre. On the other hand, he might not... |
| Appearances | |
| Books | Moving Pictures Lords and Ladies Soul Music Interesting Times Hogfather The Last Continent The Last Hero Unseen Academicals The Science of Discworld The Science of Discworld II: the Globe The Science of Discworld III: Darwin's Watch Unseen Academicals The Science of Discworld IV: Judgement Day Raising Steam |
| Cameos | Night Watch Going Postal Making Money The Shepherd's Crown |
Ponder Stibbons, HEM, DThau, Reader in Non-Volatile Intelligence, Cantoride Speaker in Slood Refurgance. Ponder Stibbons was once the second-most junior member of the Faculty of Unseen University, with an absolutely overwhelming interest in the more theoretical branches of applied magic. His senior fellows ignore his researches until circumstances force them upon their notice, whereupon Stibbons does rather over-react.
When he gets the full attention of the fellow wizards he usually completely fails in explaining the topic. Maybe he is unable to verbalise his complex thoughts. On the other hand this may be because it is rather hard to explain quantum physics to someone with the attention span of a 4-year-old. Ponder Stibbons is quite popular with the younger students. He is the Head of Inadvisably Applied Magic and Project Co-ordinator for pretty much all the research projects happening at UU.
Ponder Stibbons can usually be found in the High Energy Magic Building where he spends his time fiddling with the fabrics of time and space. He also finds it quite convenient that the senior fellows avoid going there. He is the creator (instigator? bemused attendant?) of the University's super-computer Hex which is also located in the High-Energy Magic Building.
His first appearance is in Moving Pictures where he is a student at the Unseen University. His ascension to the faculty is a result of knocking over a bottle of ink on his final exam and taking the absent Victor Tugelbend's instead - an exam that happened to contain only the question "What is your name?" One wonders if he's ever thanked Victor for the record test score of 100%. Other student peers included Adrian Turnipseed and "Crusty" Trussett.
When he reappeared in Lords and Ladies he had become a member of the faculty as Reader in Invisible Writings, investigating the in potentia books in L-space. He is now also Head of Inadvisably Applied Magic, in charge of developing all kinds of equipment and heading research activities in the High Energy Magic Building (The Last Hero) and Praelector. Shortly before the events of Unseen Academicals he also acquires the title Master of The Traditions; he now holds twelve positions at the university, thus giving him twelve votes on the college council, which he effectively controls as he is a majority all by himself.
It's possible that his unusually high work ethic for a wizard stems from a guilt need to be as clever as they all think he is - it could also come from the fact that every time he tried to go out during Moving Pictures he had a spate of very bad luck, culminating in a Thing from the Dungeon Dimensions falling on him. It's mentioned in The Last Continent that Ponder is afraid of heights.
In The Science of Discworld IV: Judgement Day he has persuaded the University to fund his Great Big Thing, but it malfunctions slightly and drags a Roundworld librarian through L-Space into the Discworld.
Among his more ambitious projects are:
- The Discworld's theory of evolution
- The splitting of the thaum into its constituent resons
- The creation of a small area in which magic doesn't work and that doesn't run on Narrativium - the Roundworld project
- The Cabinet of Curiosity
Annotation
Ponder (which means 'think about deeply', 'muse' in English) has grown over the series from an unambitious young man, into one of the most dynamic thinkers on the Disc, and a polymath to whom the wizards often turn "as one" whenever some concept or event crops up that they don't understand. He seems to combine a number of Roundworld historical characters in one insightful and investigative persona. He complains, to the Librarian and Jason Ogg in Lords and Ladies, with "the agonized expression of a man who has the whole great whirring machinery of the Universe to dismantle and only a bent paper clip to do it with:"
"Rocks! Why am I messing around with lumps of stone? When did they ever tell anyone anything? You know, sir, sometimes I think there's a great ocean of truth out there and I'm just sitting on the beach playing with...with stones."
This is a direct parody of Sir Isaac Newton, quite probably the greatest Roundworld thinker on natural truths that ever there was, who said: "I don’t know what I may seem to the world, but as to myself, I seem to have been only like a boy playing on the sea-shore and diverting myself in now and then finding a smoother pebble or a prettier shell than ordinary, whilst the great ocean of truth lay undiscovered all before me."
Which either means that Terry has written Ponder as greater than he initially comes across, or that two similarly inquisitive minds have both been struck by the terrible thought that the entire universe is empirically knowable and understandable, quantifiable by immutable laws but that the current state of art/science/knowledge/technomancy is not enough for us to actually discover those laws. This is the heartache of all who truly ponder (hah!) on the Great Mysteries. For those of us who don't, of course, it's quite enough that we know how to make beer and kebabs - or at least that somebody does, and that we are at liberty to partake of them.