Talk:Pedestriana

Has Pedestriana finally taken an interest in FIFA? Multiversal conventions being what they are, a pre-emptive strike against a Discworld Septic Bladder would be sensible. --Old Dickens (talk) 02:32, 29 May 2015 (UTC)

But the Lord Septic went back into the temple and took up his rod and his sceptre and said "yet I am the Lord!" And lo, she appeared unto him again and was full wroth, and caused a great storm of excrement to fall on him, and he was sore afraid and went to his storehouse and surveyed his treasure.
"It is enough!" he said. "Blow this for a game of footer; I'm going to the Bahamas!"
--Old Dickens (talk) 21:47, 2 June 2015 (UTC)

God of Hands?

Would Seven-Handed Sek be too obvious? --Old Dickens (talk) 15:41, 2 August 2016 (UTC)