Perdore
Brother Perdore is a member of the Nine Day Wonderers, a religious order in the Ramtops Mountains. It is lucky he is such a mild-mannered old codger as his extended parish has a huge concentration of witches - who do not, in general, take kindly to being told what to do or how to live.
He was supposed to be conducting the naming ceremony of Princess Esmerelda Margaret Note Spelling of Lancre, but broke both his legs falling off a donkey coming from Skund. If that seems impossible, note that the donkey was 60 feet up a cliff at the time.