Fangs
One of the five noble families1 in the Agatean Empire who periodically succeed in getting a member enthroned as Emperor.
Lord Fang loyally stuck to his post when the armies ranged against the Silver Horde crumbled and fled on encountering the Red Army. It wasn't the Red Army that got him, however: the sound of unexpected carpentry moved him to send one Captain Nong out on a recce patrol. When Nong failed to return, Fang went to take a look himself, and the last thing he ever saw was The Luggage.
1 The others are the Sungs, Tangs, Hongs and the McSweeneys.