Sally Cambric
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| Name | Miss Sally Cambric, aka "Long Tall Short Fat Sally" |
| Race | Human |
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| Occupation | Witch in training |
| Physical appearance | Regular height is five foot six, but her height fluctuates greatly with the tides |
| Residence | Ankh-Morpork |
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| Books | I Shall Wear Midnight The Shepherd's Crown |
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Miss Sally Cambric lives in Ankh-Morpork, in training under Mrs. Happenstance to be a witch.
Better known as "Long Tall Short Fat Sally," Miss Cambric suffers from a terrible allergy to tides. This causes her to change height and width drastically within the course of a few hours. The nickname is rather unfair; she can't help being allergic to tides. This may be a callback to Tethys.