Yo-less

Yo-less
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Name
Race	Human
Age	13
Occupation	School child
Physical appearance	Afro-Caribbean; eerily attentive
Residence	Blackbury
Death
Parents	mother, a nurse, unnamed
Relatives
Children
Marital Status
Appearances
Books	Only You Can Save Mankind Johnny and the Dead Johnny and the Bomb
Cameos

Johnny Maxwell's friend, who is the exact opposite of an ethnic stereotype. He can't rap, can't dance, has absolutely nil interest in hip-hop, roots, soul or reggae music, and has never said "Yo, dude!" in his life.

He is, however, interested in brass band music, and it is a happy day for him when the Grimethorpe Colliery Band release a new album. People look at him and suspect he's doing it on purpose.

He has a firm friendship with Bigmac, an equally non-stereotypical (and asthmatic) skinhead in combat fatigues and Doc Marten boots. Following a disagreement at home, Bigmac is taken in by Yo-less's mother, a nurse by vocation and source of Yo-less's grave pronouncements on health and mental stability.