Soggy Mountain Dew

A drink, optimistically labelled as alcoholic, bottled by CMOT Dibbler. While the bottle proclaims it to be one-hundred-and-fifty percent proof, there is actually more alcohol in a bottle of stale water. It's effects are caused by whatever Dibbler adds to give it a kick, such as chillis and saltpetre. It has a lot in common with Dibbler's other contribution to the distilling industry, Dibbler's Homeopathic Sipping Whiskey.