Breathless
| Mistress Breathless | |
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| Name | Old Mistress Breathless |
| Race | Human |
| Age | Old |
| Occupation | Witch |
| Physical appearance | Smooth skin, tragically wartless |
| Residence | Two Falls |
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| Books | Wintersmith |
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Old Mistress Breathless was a witch in Two Falls. She is recalled by Miss Treason as a client of Boffo Novelty and Joke Shop. She purchased their warts, as she had a "face like a baby's bottom, her whole life" and couldn't grow her own warts.