Ilsa Varberg
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| Name | Ilsa Varberg |
| Race | Human |
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| Marital Status | Married to TwoConquers, had an affair with Inspector Lewton |
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| Books | Discworld Noir |
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Ilsa Varberg is the one who broke Lewton's heart, and caused him to despite women in general. Ilsa was romantically involved with Lewton but in that moment she was married to TwoConquers, though she thought he was dead. Ilsa and TwoConquers are archaeologists and reunited to search for the Radiant Trapezohedron. Ilsa and Lewton meet again in the Cafe Ankh, as she and her husband arrived to Ankh-Morpork looking for the artifact. Later, in the Saturnalia Casino, Lewton protects her and TwoConquers from the assassin Remora Selachii. From then on Ilsa and TwoConquers hide in the cellar of the Cafe Ankh, and Ilsa makes a deal with Lewton to find TwoConquers a safe place to hide in exchange of a guest pass for the Guild of Archaeologists. At the end of the game, Lewton offers the flying device that Leonard of Quirm invented with the help of TwoConquers to Ilsa so they can escape the city safe from the Assassins' Guild.
Annotations
Ilsa Varberg is a reference to the character Ilsa Lund, Ingrid Bergman's character in the film Casablanca. Both Vargberg and Lund are towns in Bergman's native Sweden.