J.P. Bunderbell

The author of Five Hours and Sixteen Minutes Among The Goblins of Far Uberwald, in which he scandalises practitioners of anthropology by finding out that the subjects of his professional attention weren't worth the effort, frankly, and in his scientific and academic opinion were a complete and utter waste of space. Five hours and sixteen minutes were at least five hours too long. A member of the Trespassers' Society.