Simplicity Garlick

The mother of Magrat Garlick. Magrat ever after deplored and regretted her mother's approximate approach to spelling, that turned the robust no-nonsense name "Margaret" into "Magrat", a name suggesting something tiny and timid that lives in a river bank. Magrat, who felt absolutely sure that life as a Margaret would have been easier in many respects, as she could have been a reliable Peggy or Maggie, was determined that there would be no slip-ups in the naming of her own daughter...