Real Cat - Revision history

Old Dickens: minor update

2016-12-02T05:03:08Z

minor update

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	Real Cats eat nearly everything of what they catch.		Real Cats eat nearly everything of what they catch.

	The [[wikipedia:Schrodingers_Cat\|Schrödinger's Cat]] experiment was in reality an experiment ''on'' Schrödinger ''by'' his Real Cat. The intention was to develop a means for cats to travel independently up and down the space-time continuinuinuum as and how it suits them. Sensing a ploy to get him to the vet (well, from the cat's point of view, why else do humans seal a cat into a box?), Schrödinger's Cat took advantage of the escape route offered by all the stray quantum that was slopping around, and nipped around a corner in space-time to a more congenial Somewhen. And once ''one'' cat had managed it... (Reference [[Greebo]]'s trick in a tight corner of Turning Human - a similar learning strategy applies here). The all-white kitten [[You]] who ~~currently co-habits, to her full satisfaction,~~ with [[Granny Weatherwax]], has taken this a step further: having trained Granny into using her pointy headwear of office as a handy cat-transporter, ~~it is clear that~~ You ~~is diligently~~ working on the concept of ''Schrödinger's Hat''.		The [[wikipedia:Schrodingers_Cat\|Schrödinger's Cat]] experiment was in reality an experiment ''on'' Schrödinger ''by'' his Real Cat. The intention was to develop a means for cats to travel independently up and down the space-time continuinuinuum as and how it suits them. Sensing a ploy to get him to the vet (well, from the cat's point of view, why else do humans seal a cat into a box?), Schrödinger's Cat took advantage of the escape route offered by all the stray quantum that was slopping around, and nipped around a corner in space-time to a more congenial Somewhen. And once ''one'' cat had managed it... (Reference [[Greebo]]'s trick in a tight corner of Turning Human - a similar learning strategy applies here). The all-white kitten [[You]] who cohabited with [[Granny Weatherwax]] has taken this a step further: having trained Granny into using her pointy headwear of office as a handy cat-transporter, You was apparently working on the concept of ''Schrödinger's Hat''.

	All this and more is discussed in {{TUC}}		All this and more is discussed in {{TUC}}

AgProv: adding link

2016-07-20T09:38:38Z

adding link

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	*[[Maurice]]		*[[Maurice]]
	*[[Ratbag]]		*[[Ratbag]]
	*Shi-Mi		*[[Shi-Mi]]
	*[[Mr Tiddles]]		*[[Mr Tiddles]]
	*[[You]]		*[[You]]

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AgProv: links

2014-06-02T22:58:29Z

links

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	All this and more is discussed in {{TUC}}		All this and more is discussed in {{TUC}}

	Real Cats of the Disc:		Real Cats of the Disc and other Pratchett writings:
	*[[Greebo]]		*[[Greebo]]
			*[[Guilty]]
	*[[Maurice]]		*[[Maurice]]
	*[[Ratbag]]		*[[Ratbag]]

AgProv at 22:56, 2 June 2014

2014-06-02T22:56:45Z

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	Real Cats of the Disc:		Real Cats of the Disc:
	*[[Greebo]]		*[[Greebo]]
	*[[~~You~~]]		*[[Maurice]]
	*[[Ratbag]]		*[[Ratbag]]
			*Shi-Mi
	*[[Mr Tiddles]]		*[[Mr Tiddles]]
	*[[~~Maurice~~]]		*[[You]]

	[[Category:Discworld concepts]]		[[Category:Discworld concepts]]

Bs75660: Added Maurice to the list of Real Cats of the Disc.

2013-03-29T23:26:17Z

Added Maurice to the list of Real Cats of the Disc.

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	*[[Ratbag]]		*[[Ratbag]]
	*[[Mr Tiddles]]		*[[Mr Tiddles]]
			*[[Maurice]]

	[[Category:Discworld concepts]]		[[Category:Discworld concepts]]

Dromandkass at 22:37, 27 January 2013

2013-01-27T22:37:36Z

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	All this and more is discussed in {{TUC}}		All this and more is discussed in {{TUC}}

	Real Cats of the Disc		Real Cats of the Disc:
	*[[Greebo]]		*[[Greebo]]
	*[[You]]		*[[You]]

Dromandkass at 22:36, 27 January 2013

2013-01-27T22:36:55Z

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	All this and more is discussed in {{TUC}}		All this and more is discussed in {{TUC}}

			Real Cats of the Disc
			*[[Greebo]]
			*[[You]]
			*[[Ratbag]]
			*[[Mr Tiddles]]


	[[Category:Discworld concepts]]		[[Category:Discworld concepts]]

Osiris: 1 revision: Discworld import 2

2012-09-24T00:10:04Z

1 revision: Discworld import 2

New page

In {{TUC}}, eleven sub-species of Real [[Cats|Cat]] are presented for inspection. However, it is made clear that these distinctions are icing on the cake, or rather the entrails on the pillow. It all boils down to one simple ''apercu'':

'''''A Real Cat is what you are, not what is done to you'''''

Real Cats can hear a fridge door opening from two rooms away.

Real Cats have an innate distrust of white coats and can predict the future very accurately when it involves [[Doughnut Jimmy|vets]]. They can erupt from even the stoutest cardboard box like an ICBM. This generally happens in a crowded waiting room.

Real Cats catch things.

Real Cats eat nearly everything of what they catch.

The [[wikipedia:Schrodingers_Cat|Schrödinger's Cat]] experiment was in reality an experiment ''on'' Schrödinger ''by'' his Real Cat. The intention was to develop a means for cats to travel independently up and down the space-time continuinuinuum as and how it suits them. Sensing a ploy to get him to the vet (well, from the cat's point of view, why else do humans seal a cat into a box?), Schrödinger's Cat took advantage of the escape route offered by all the stray quantum that was slopping around, and nipped around a corner in space-time to a more congenial Somewhen. And once ''one'' cat had managed it... (Reference [[Greebo]]'s trick in a tight corner of Turning Human - a similar learning strategy applies here). The all-white kitten [[You]] who currently co-habits, to her full satisfaction, with [[Granny Weatherwax]], has taken this a step further: having trained Granny into using her pointy headwear of office as a handy cat-transporter, it is clear that You is diligently working on the concept of ''Schrödinger's Hat''.

All this and more is discussed in {{TUC}}

[[Category:Discworld concepts]]