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	\|name= Igor		\|name= Igor
	\|age=depends on which part		\|age=depends on which part
	\|race= ~~Igor~~		\|race= Human

	\|occupation= Igor		\|occupation= Igor
	\|appearance= stitched together		\|appearance= stitched together
	\|death=		\|death=postponed by transplants
	\|parents=		\|parents=Igor and Igorina
	\|relatives= all named Igor(ina)		\|relatives= all named Igor(ina)
	\|children=		\|children=

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	\|photo= Igor.jpg\|One of the Igors, as drawn by [[User:Knmatt\|Matt Smith]]		\|photo= Igor.jpg\|One of the Igors, as drawn by [[User:Knmatt\|Matt Smith]]
	\|name= Igor		\|name= Igor
	\|age=		\|age=depends on which part
	\|race= Igor		\|race= Igor

	\|occupation= Igor		\|occupation= Igor
	\|appearance=		\|appearance= stitched together
			\|death=
			\|parents=
			\|relatives= all named Igor(ina)
			\|children=
			\|marital status=

	\|residence=		\|residence=Typically cobwebbed dungeons, but wherever a spare hand is needed

	\|books= many		\|books= many
			\|cameos=
	}}		}}

SpelCheque: bold

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	Igor is the common name of all male members of an extremely extended family in [[Überwald]]. Most Igors are professional servants to mad scientists or noble vampire families. Igors are also extremely good transplant surgeons. They like to pass down good organs and deft hands through the generations much as other old families would pass down heirlooms. Igors also like to do cosmetic surgery; the effects on most Igors are spoiled because they like to leave the stitches in, but the daughters of Igor families ([[Igorina\|Igorinas]]) are very beautiful.		'''Igor''' is the common name of all male members of an extremely extended family in [[Überwald]]. Most Igors are professional servants to mad scientists or noble vampire families. Igors are also extremely good transplant surgeons. They like to pass down good organs and deft hands through the generations much as other old families would pass down heirlooms. Igors also like to do cosmetic surgery; the effects on most Igors are spoiled because they like to leave the stitches in, but the daughters of Igor families ([[Igorina\|Igorinas]]) are very beautiful.

	''A spare hand where needed'' is their slogan. An Igor expects to do emergency surgery for any patients or accident victims (ex. wounded soldiers, lumberjacks who had trees fall on them, etc), without payment, regardless of religion, nationality, or species. The Igor would replace any limbs that had been detached, sew up any wounds, and possibly even put in a better pair of kidneys if some were available. In return, an Igor expects the healed patient to become an organ donor one day, when he or she passes away and has no more personal use for his/her organs. The Igor always seems to know what day that will be. If, at the last minute, as the Igor stands by the bedside, the former patient refuses to do this final courtesy, the Igor will leave quietly, no fuss, no argument, but no Igor will come and help this family or camp again, ever.		''A spare hand where needed'' is their slogan. An Igor expects to do emergency surgery for any patients or accident victims (ex. wounded soldiers, lumberjacks who had trees fall on them, etc), without payment, regardless of religion, nationality, or species. The Igor would replace any limbs that had been detached, sew up any wounds, and possibly even put in a better pair of kidneys if some were available. In return, an Igor expects the healed patient to become an organ donor one day, when he or she passes away and has no more personal use for his/her organs. The Igor always seems to know what day that will be. If, at the last minute, as the Igor stands by the bedside, the former patient refuses to do this final courtesy, the Igor will leave quietly, no fuss, no argument, but no Igor will come and help this family or camp again, ever.

AgProv: one of those minor one letter correctinos that make all the difference....

2016-05-26T16:03:31Z

one of those minor one letter correctinos that make all the difference....

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	===Igor at the Lady Sybil Free Hospital===		===Igor at the Lady Sybil Free Hospital===
	This Igor enjoys his work at the LSFH and aids in many operations. He has been able to set up a lightening collector and can retain the charge for a day after a thunderstorm. In these cases he can use this electrik technology to give a life sustaining jolt to dying patients. In {{UA}} he is aware of one ~~mortaly~~ wounded patient who is rushed in, but recovers before Igor can even treat him. Igor recognises the nature of this patient, [[Nutt\|Mr. Nutt]] and warns his friend [[Trevor Likely\|Trevor]] that "many strange things come from [[~~Uberwald~~]]" and that he should expect to hear screaming in the near future if Mr.Nutt stays around. His case is not helped by Trevor pointing out that Igor also comes from Uberwald, and he remains friends with Nutt. Another blot on this Igor's record would be a disturbing rumour that a few of his experiments have gone wrong in the past, including a winged hamster bending the bars and escaping its cage...		This Igor enjoys his work at the LSFH and aids in many operations. He has been able to set up a lightening collector and can retain the charge for a day after a thunderstorm. In these cases he can use this electrik technology to give a life sustaining jolt to dying patients. In {{UA}} he is aware of one mortally wounded patient who is rushed in, but recovers before Igor can even treat him. Igor recognises the nature of this patient, [[Nutt\|Mr. Nutt]] and warns his friend [[Trevor Likely\|Trevor]] that "many strange things come from [[Überwald]]" and that he should expect to hear screaming in the near future if Mr.Nutt stays around. His case is not helped by Trevor pointing out that Igor also comes from Uberwald, and he remains friends with Nutt. Another blot on this Igor's record would be a disturbing rumour that a few of his experiments have gone wrong in the past, including a winged hamster bending the bars and escaping its cage...

	===Igor at Jeremy Clockson's, Ankh-Morpork===		===Igor at Jeremy Clockson's, Ankh-Morpork===

AgProv: /* Igor at Ankh-Morpork City Watch, Ankh-Morpork */ 'Kinnel, bloody spam filter. What is wrong with the word "outlook" without proper noun capitalisation?

2016-05-26T16:01:07Z

Igor at Ankh-Morpork City Watch, Ankh-Morpork: 'Kinnel, bloody spam filter. What is wrong with the word "outlook" without proper noun capitalisation?

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	The Igor in the [[Ankh-Morpork City Watch]] is unique as a pioneer in the field of bioartificing, with the goal of being able to grow individual organs in a tank to use for transplantation, instead of waiting for a suitable donor to pass on.		The Igor in the [[Ankh-Morpork City Watch]] is unique as a pioneer in the field of bioartificing, with the goal of being able to grow individual organs in a tank to use for transplantation, instead of waiting for a suitable donor to pass on.

	This Igor is a young man, for the most part, although he has inherited his grandfather's hands. He is unemployable in [[Überwald]] because he is too modern; he refuses to call any man master, he breeds body parts instead of waiting for donors (he calls it bio-artificing) , and he doesn't lisp - at least most of the time: In {{T!}} the lisp is very present, and in {{NW}} it he forgets it only sometimes. At the end of ''[[Book:The Fifth Elephant\|The Fifth Elephant]]'', this Igor was introduced to Sir [[Samuel Vimes]], Duke of Ankh, Commander of the Watch, then temporary ambassador of [[Ankh-Morpork]] by Igor. Sir Samuel had recently seen an Igor's skills at repairing severe injuries, daily hazards for the Watchmen, so Sir Samuel expressed a desire to hire an Igor. This young Igor, modern in ~~outlook~~ - e.g. Wearing a DA haircut with extended quiff and wearing crepe soles - and independent on donors, suits the Ankh-Morpork City Watch quite well, although he does have a traditional Igor's abilities to come when called, takes instructions for healing a little too literally, performs his own little experiments when he has time, and generally seeks to make people 'better', rather than merely 'well'.		This Igor is a young man, for the most part, although he has inherited his grandfather's hands. He is unemployable in [[Überwald]] because he is too modern; he refuses to call any man master, he breeds body parts instead of waiting for donors (he calls it bio-artificing) , and he doesn't lisp - at least most of the time: In {{T!}} the lisp is very present, and in {{NW}} it he forgets it only sometimes. At the end of ''[[Book:The Fifth Elephant\|The Fifth Elephant]]'', this Igor was introduced to Sir [[Samuel Vimes]], Duke of Ankh, Commander of the Watch, then temporary ambassador of [[Ankh-Morpork]] by Igor. Sir Samuel had recently seen an Igor's skills at repairing severe injuries, daily hazards for the Watchmen, so Sir Samuel expressed a desire to hire an Igor. This young Igor, modern in öutlook - e.g. Wearing a DA haircut with extended quiff and wearing crepe soles - and independent on donors, suits the Ankh-Morpork City Watch quite well, although he does have a traditional Igor's abilities to come when called, takes instructions for healing a little too literally, performs his own little experiments when he has time, and generally seeks to make people 'better', rather than merely 'well'. The watch Igor is visualised in the 2015 We-R-igors yearbook, in an illustration by [[Peter Dennis]]. Strangely, this lacks the distinctive D.A. quiff. Maybe being crewcut is a Watch regulation for male officers.

	===Igor at Ankh-Morpork Embassy in Bonk, Überwald===		===Igor at Ankh-Morpork Embassy in Bonk, Überwald===

Old Dickens: de-Czech, dust

2015-04-28T02:25:54Z

de-Czech, dust

Thnidu: /* Aunt Igorina who runs We-R-Igors at Bad Schuschein */

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Aunt Igorina who runs We-R-Igors at Bad Schuschein

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	===Aunt Igorina who runs [[We-R-Igors]] at [[Bad Schuschein]]===		===Aunt Igorina who runs [[We-R-Igors]] at [[Bad Schuschein]]===
	A forward thinking Igorina who has set up a fully clacks-linked We-R-Igors network operating out of the Old Rathaus in Bad Schuschein in [[Uberwald]]. It links up helpful igors to prospective employers and will even ship them there in a crate if required. A useful service, as often an Igor finds himself ~~with out~~ a master, through no fault of his own, the master having tragically died due to his windmill being burned down by an angry mob, or his monster having gone berserk, or even lead poisoning due to his being impaled on a pitchfork...		A forward thinking Igorina who has set up a fully clacks-linked We-R-Igors network operating out of the Old Rathaus in Bad Schuschein in [[Uberwald]]. It links up helpful igors to prospective employers and will even ship them there in a crate if required. A useful service, as often an Igor finds himself without a master, through no fault of his own, the master having tragically died due to his windmill being burned down by an angry mob, or his monster having gone berserk, or even lead poisoning due to his being impaled on a pitchfork...

	===Igor at the Royal Bank of Ankh-Morpork===		===Igor at the Royal Bank of Ankh-Morpork===

Confusion: /* Igor at Reacher Gilt's, Ankh-Morpork */ most people with ignores are mad

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Igor at Reacher Gilt's, Ankh-Morpork: most people with ignores are mad

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	===Igor at Reacher Gilt's, Ankh-Morpork===		===Igor at Reacher Gilt's, Ankh-Morpork===
	This Igor appears in ''[[Book:Going Postal\|Going Postal]]''. An experienced Igor knows how to spot madness or other self-destructive characters in an employer, and when to pack up and leave before the mob arrives.		This Igor appears in ''[[Book:Going Postal\|Going Postal]]''. An experienced Igor knows how to spot dangerous madness or other self-destructive characters in an employer, and when to pack up and leave before the mob arrives.

	Like all good Igors he has the ability to appear behind the master when called. Apparently he once worked for a cruel master with an enquiring mind who would call for him with his back to a pit of spikes - until one day the master forgot about the spikes and fell into them. When he later came to work for Reacher Gilt, Gilt tries a similar test using a bear-trap.		Like all good Igors he has the ability to appear behind the master when called. Apparently he once worked for a cruel master with an enquiring mind who would call for him with his back to a pit of spikes - until one day the master forgot about the spikes and fell into them. When he later came to work for Reacher Gilt, Gilt tries a similar test using a bear-trap.

EinFritz: /* Igor at Ankh-Morpork City Watch, Ankh-Morpork */ Igor in Night Watch

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Igor at Ankh-Morpork City Watch, Ankh-Morpork: Igor in Night Watch

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	The Igor in the [[Ankh-Morpork City Watch]] is unique as a pioneer in the field of bioartificing, with the goal of being able to grow individual organs in a tank to use for transplantation, instead of waiting for a suitable donor to pass on.		The Igor in the [[Ankh-Morpork City Watch]] is unique as a pioneer in the field of bioartificing, with the goal of being able to grow individual organs in a tank to use for transplantation, instead of waiting for a suitable donor to pass on.

	This Igor is a young man, for the most part, although he has inherited his grandfather's hands. He is unemployable in [[Überwald]] because he is too modern; he refuses to call any man master, he breeds body parts instead of waiting for donors (he calls it bio-artificing) , and he doesn't lisp - at least most of the time: In {{T!}} the lisp is very present. At the end of ''[[Book:The Fifth Elephant\|The Fifth Elephant]]'', this Igor was introduced to Sir [[Samuel Vimes]], Duke of Ankh, Commander of the Watch, then temporary ambassador of [[Ankh-Morpork]] by Igor. Sir Samuel had recently seen an Igor's skills at repairing severe injuries, daily hazards for the Watchmen, so Sir Samuel expressed a desire to hire an Igor. This young Igor, modern in outlook and independent on donors, suits the Ankh-Morpork City Watch quite well, although he does have a traditional Igor's abilities to come when called, takes instructions for healing a little too literally, performs his own little experiments when he has time, and generally seeks to make people 'better', rather than merely 'well'.		This Igor is a young man, for the most part, although he has inherited his grandfather's hands. He is unemployable in [[Überwald]] because he is too modern; he refuses to call any man master, he breeds body parts instead of waiting for donors (he calls it bio-artificing) , and he doesn't lisp - at least most of the time: In {{T!}} the lisp is very present, and in {{NW}} it he forgets it only sometimes. At the end of ''[[Book:The Fifth Elephant\|The Fifth Elephant]]'', this Igor was introduced to Sir [[Samuel Vimes]], Duke of Ankh, Commander of the Watch, then temporary ambassador of [[Ankh-Morpork]] by Igor. Sir Samuel had recently seen an Igor's skills at repairing severe injuries, daily hazards for the Watchmen, so Sir Samuel expressed a desire to hire an Igor. This young Igor, modern in outlook - e.g. Wearing a DA haircut with extended quiff and wearing crepe soles - and independent on donors, suits the Ankh-Morpork City Watch quite well, although he does have a traditional Igor's abilities to come when called, takes instructions for healing a little too literally, performs his own little experiments when he has time, and generally seeks to make people 'better', rather than merely 'well'.

	===Igor at Ankh-Morpork Embassy in Bonk, Überwald===		===Igor at Ankh-Morpork Embassy in Bonk, Überwald===

EinFritz: /* Igor at Ankh-Morpork City Watch, Ankh-Morpork */ Appears in Thud! with a lisp

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Igor at Ankh-Morpork City Watch, Ankh-Morpork: Appears in Thud! with a lisp

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	The Igor in the [[Ankh-Morpork City Watch]] is unique as a pioneer in the field of bioartificing, with the goal of being able to grow individual organs in a tank to use for transplantation, instead of waiting for a suitable donor to pass on.		The Igor in the [[Ankh-Morpork City Watch]] is unique as a pioneer in the field of bioartificing, with the goal of being able to grow individual organs in a tank to use for transplantation, instead of waiting for a suitable donor to pass on.

	This Igor is a young man, for the most part, although he has inherited his grandfather's hands. He is unemployable in [[Überwald]] because he is too modern; he refuses to call any man master, he breeds body parts instead of waiting for donors (he calls it bio-artificing) , and he doesn't lisp. At the end of ''[[Book:The Fifth Elephant\|The Fifth Elephant]]'', this Igor was introduced to Sir [[Samuel Vimes]], Duke of Ankh, Commander of the Watch, then temporary ambassador of [[Ankh-Morpork]] by Igor. Sir Samuel had recently seen an Igor's skills at repairing severe injuries, daily hazards for the Watchmen, so Sir Samuel expressed a desire to hire an Igor. This young Igor, modern in outlook and independent on donors, suits the Ankh-Morpork City Watch quite well, although he does have a traditional Igor's abilities to come when called, takes instructions for healing a little too literally, performs his own little experiments when he has time, and generally seeks to make people 'better', rather than merely 'well'.		This Igor is a young man, for the most part, although he has inherited his grandfather's hands. He is unemployable in [[Überwald]] because he is too modern; he refuses to call any man master, he breeds body parts instead of waiting for donors (he calls it bio-artificing) , and he doesn't lisp - at least most of the time: In {{T!}} the lisp is very present. At the end of ''[[Book:The Fifth Elephant\|The Fifth Elephant]]'', this Igor was introduced to Sir [[Samuel Vimes]], Duke of Ankh, Commander of the Watch, then temporary ambassador of [[Ankh-Morpork]] by Igor. Sir Samuel had recently seen an Igor's skills at repairing severe injuries, daily hazards for the Watchmen, so Sir Samuel expressed a desire to hire an Igor. This young Igor, modern in outlook and independent on donors, suits the Ankh-Morpork City Watch quite well, although he does have a traditional Igor's abilities to come when called, takes instructions for healing a little too literally, performs his own little experiments when he has time, and generally seeks to make people 'better', rather than merely 'well'.

	===Igor at Ankh-Morpork Embassy in Bonk, Überwald===		===Igor at Ankh-Morpork Embassy in Bonk, Überwald===

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	''A spare hand where needed'' is their slogan. An Igor expects to do emergency surgery for any patients or accident victims (ex. wounded soldiers, lumberjacks who had trees fall on them, etc), without payment, regardless of religion, nationality, or species. The Igor would replace any limbs that had been detached, sew up any wounds, and possibly even put in a better pair of kidneys if some were available. In return, an Igor expects the healed patient to become an organ donor one day, when he or she passes away and has no more personal use for his/her organs. The Igor always seems to know what day that will be. If, at the last minute, as the Igor stands by the bedside, the former patient refuses to do this final courtesy, the Igor will leave quietly, no fuss, no argument, but no Igor will come and help this family or camp again, ever.		''A spare hand where needed'' is their slogan. An Igor expects to do emergency surgery for any patients or accident victims (ex. wounded soldiers, lumberjacks who had trees fall on them, etc), without payment, regardless of religion, nationality, or species. The Igor would replace any limbs that had been detached, sew up any wounds, and possibly even put in a better pair of kidneys if some were available. In return, an Igor expects the healed patient to become an organ donor one day, when he or she passes away and has no more personal use for his/her organs. The Igor always seems to know what day that will be. If, at the last minute, as the Igor stands by the bedside, the former patient refuses to do this final courtesy, the Igor will leave quietly, no fuss, no argument, but no Igor will come and help this family or camp again, ever.

	Igors also like to do research in their spare time; research subjects include the uses of electricity, the benefits of doubling the number of certain organs on a transplant subject, and any green liquid bubbling in a beaker. Many Igors consider vampires the best employers, because they sleep all daylight hours and sometimes play dead for decades, and it is easy to cater to a vampire, and unlike mad scientists, vampires seldom ask the servant Igors to go and gather research materials. Working for a vampire can leave the Igor a lot of free time for his own research. Igors are also often very intelligent.		Igors also like to do research in their spare time; research subjects include the uses of electricity, the benefits of doubling the number of certain organs on a transplant subject, and any green liquid bubbling in a beaker. Many Igors consider vampires the best employers, because they sleep all daylight hours and sometimes play dead for decades, and it is easy to cater to a vampire, and unlike mad scientists, vampires seldom ask the servant Igors to go and gather research materials. Working for a vampire can leave the Igor a lot of free time for his own research. Igors are also often very intelligent.

	Igors have some sort of a Code of Igors, rules that they have made up for themselves. A good Igor lisps and limps if possible (actually most Igors can also talk without a lisp, but no good Igor would do that without being ashamed). It has been noted that Igorinas lisp less. When called by the employer, a good Igor appears immediately and mysteriously behind the employer or in some corner of the room. A good Igor is very discreet, never gossips about the bad or just weird things that his master has done. A good Igor lends a hand where needed, maintaining lists of donors and recipients for organ transplantation. A good Igor does research in his spare time. Most importantly, a good Igor has no inherent loyalty toward his employer. Although madness is not required in an employer, Igors often work for vampires, werewolves, or mad scientists, all people who break ordinary human moral rules, and are in danger from mobs with pitchforks. An Igor has no intention of dying, like his master, at the hand of a mob; so when the angry villagers break into the master's castle or laboratory, the Igor is never there - they always know the little hidden back door through which they can silently leave when necessary. Through experience with crazy masters a good Igor feels directly impending danger in advance and knows when it is time to pack up and leave to find a new master. It is also 'not done' for an Igor to warn anybody else, although it is not unheard of for them to drop gentle hints that now is a good time to visit a sister some way away.		Igors have some sort of a Code of Igors, rules that they have made up for themselves. A good Igor lisps and limps if possible (actually most Igors can also talk without a lisp, but no good Igor would do that without being ashamed). It has been noted that Igorinas lisp less. When called by the employer, a good Igor appears immediately and mysteriously behind the employer or in some corner of the room. A good Igor is very discreet, never gossips about the bad or just weird things that his master has done. A good Igor lends a hand where needed, maintaining lists of donors and recipients for organ transplantation. A good Igor does research in his spare time. Most importantly, a good Igor has no inherent loyalty toward his employer. Although madness is not required in an employer, Igors often work for vampires, werewolves, or mad scientists, all people who break ordinary human moral rules, and are in danger from mobs with pitchforks. An Igor has no intention of dying, like his master, at the hand of a mob; so when the angry villagers break into the master's castle or laboratory, the Igor is never there - they always know the little hidden back door through which they can silently leave when necessary. Through experience with crazy masters a good Igor feels directly impending danger in advance and knows when it is time to pack up and leave to find a new master. It is also 'not done' for an Igor to warn anybody else, although it is not unheard of for them to drop gentle hints that now is a good time to visit a sister some way away.

	To the untrained eye, Igors all look identical. They can most easily be differentiated by the pattern and style of the stitches on their face and other visible areas. Also, the pronunciation of the name "Igor" varies slightly for each Igor (or Igorina). It is often confusing when an Igor tells an ordinary man something along the lines of "Take this jar to Igor... tell my brother Igor he can have... I haven't heard from Igor for quite a while, I wonder if my cousin Igor knows..." and so on.		To the untrained eye, Igors all look identical. They can most easily be differentiated by the pattern and style of the stitches on their face and other visible areas. Also, the pronunciation of the name "Igor" varies slightly for each Igor (or Igorina). It is often confusing when an Igor tells an ordinary man something along the lines of "Take this jar to Igor... tell my brother Igor he can have... I haven't heard from Igor for quite a while, I wonder if my cousin Igor knows..." and so on.

	Igors have also started to work in a collective known as [[We-R-Igors]] which finds Igors for marthters across the disc.		Igors have also started to work in a collective known as [[We-R-Igors]] which finds Igors for marthters across the disc.
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	The Igor in the [[Ankh-Morpork City Watch]] is unique as a pioneer in the field of bioartificing, with the goal of being able to grow individual organs in a tank to use for transplantation, instead of waiting for a suitable donor to pass on.		The Igor in the [[Ankh-Morpork City Watch]] is unique as a pioneer in the field of bioartificing, with the goal of being able to grow individual organs in a tank to use for transplantation, instead of waiting for a suitable donor to pass on.

	This Igor is a young man, for the most part, although he has inherited his grandfather's hands. He is unemployable in [[Überwald]] because he is too modern; he refuses to call any man master, he breeds body parts instead of waiting for donors (he calls it bio-artificing) , and he doesn't lisp - at least most of the time: In {{T!}} the lisp is very present, and in {{NW}} it he forgets it only sometimes. At the end of ''[[Book:The Fifth Elephant\|The Fifth Elephant]]'', this Igor was introduced to Sir [[Samuel Vimes]], Duke of Ankh, Commander of the Watch, then temporary ambassador of [[Ankh-Morpork]] by Igor. Sir Samuel had recently seen an Igor's skills at repairing severe injuries, daily hazards for the Watchmen, so Sir Samuel expressed a desire to hire an Igor. This young Igor, modern in outlook - e.g. Wearing a DA haircut with extended quiff and wearing crepe soles - and independent on donors, suits the Ankh-Morpork City Watch quite well, although he does have a traditional Igor's abilities to come when called, takes instructions for healing a little too literally, performs his own little experiments when he has time, and generally seeks to make people 'better', rather than merely 'well'.		This Igor is a young man, for the most part, although he has inherited his grandfather's hands. He is unemployable in [[Überwald]] because he is too modern; he refuses to call any man master, he breeds body parts instead of waiting for donors (he calls it bio-artificing) , and he doesn't lisp - at least most of the time: In {{T!}} the lisp is very present, and in {{NW}} it he forgets it only sometimes. At the end of ''[[Book:The Fifth Elephant\|The Fifth Elephant]]'', this Igor was introduced to Sir [[Samuel Vimes]], Duke of Ankh, Commander of the Watch, then temporary ambassador of [[Ankh-Morpork]] by Igor. Sir Samuel had recently seen an Igor's skills at repairing severe injuries, daily hazards for the Watchmen, so Sir Samuel expressed a desire to hire an Igor. This young Igor, modern in outlook - e.g. Wearing a DA haircut with extended quiff and wearing crepe soles - and independent on donors, suits the Ankh-Morpork City Watch quite well, although he does have a traditional Igor's abilities to come when called, takes instructions for healing a little too literally, performs his own little experiments when he has time, and generally seeks to make people 'better', rather than merely 'well'.

	===Igor at Ankh-Morpork Embassy in Bonk, Überwald===		===Igor at Ankh-Morpork Embassy in Bonk, Überwald===
	Appears in ''[[Book:The Fifth Elephant\|The Fifth Elephant]]''. This was the first Igor to greet Sir Samuel Vimes, temporary ambassador from [[Ankh-Morpork]] to Überwald. This Igor came with the house, which used to belong to the werewolf Baron [[Guye von Überwald]]. This Igor's loyalty seemed to be to the house, so at the time, he was loyal to the service of the Ankh-Morporkian embassy. He was the one who told Sir Samuel about some of the local customs, cooked him the excellent local dishes, and reminded him of the very important point that Ankh-Morpork Embassy was considered Ankh-Morpork territory. On an ordinary day, Igor seemed to grumble about the changes that Sir Samuel wanted to make to the house (taking down all the hunting trophy heads, for example) while Sir Samuel exclaimed in shock at the Überwaldean sausages that were all meat. On the day that Igor was unfortunately murdered, he recounted to Sir Samuel which transplant recipients, patients of which Igors, were waiting for which organs. Igor was killed by an insane werewolf. This Igor may be approximately considered an uncle to the young Igor who went off to work in the Ankh-Morpork City Watch.		Appears in ''[[Book:The Fifth Elephant\|The Fifth Elephant]]''. This was the first Igor to greet Sir Samuel Vimes, temporary ambassador from [[Ankh-Morpork]] to Überwald. This Igor came with the house, which used to belong to the werewolf Baron [[Guye von Überwald]]. This Igor's loyalty seemed to be to the house, so at the time, he was loyal to the service of the Ankh-Morporkian embassy. He was the one who told Sir Samuel about some of the local customs, cooked him the excellent local dishes, and reminded him of the very important point that Ankh-Morpork Embassy was considered Ankh-Morpork territory. On an ordinary day, Igor seemed to grumble about the changes that Sir Samuel wanted to make to the house (taking down all the hunting trophy heads, for example) while Sir Samuel exclaimed in shock at the Überwaldean sausages that were all meat. On the day that Igor was unfortunately murdered, he recounted to Sir Samuel which transplant recipients, patients of which Igors, were waiting for which organs. Igor was killed by an insane werewolf. This Igor may be approximately considered an uncle to the young Igor who went off to work in the Ankh-Morpork City Watch.

	===Igor at the Baron's, Bonk, Überwald===		===Igor at the Baron's, Bonk, Überwald===
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	===Igor at the Lady Sybil Free Hospital===		===Igor at the Lady Sybil Free Hospital===
	This Igor enjoys his work at the LSFH and aids in many ~~opperations~~. He has been able to set up a lightening collector and can retain the charge for a day after a thunderstorm. In these cases he can use this electrik technology to give a life ~~sustaning~~ jolt to dying patients. In {{UA}} he is aware of one mortaly wounded patient who is rushed in, but recovers before Igor can even treat him. Igor recognises the nature of this patient, [[Nutt\|Mr. Nutt]] and warns his friend [[Trevor Likely\|Trevor]] that "many strange things come from [[Uberwald]]" and that he should expect to hear ~~sceaming~~ in the near future if Mr.Nutt stays around. His case is not helped by Trevor pointing out that Igor also comes from Uberwald, and he remains friends with Nutt. Another blot on this Igor's record would be a disturbing rumour that a few of his ~~experments~~ have gone wrong in the past, including a winged hamster bending the bars and escaping its cage...		This Igor enjoys his work at the LSFH and aids in many operations. He has been able to set up a lightening collector and can retain the charge for a day after a thunderstorm. In these cases he can use this electrik technology to give a life sustaining jolt to dying patients. In {{UA}} he is aware of one mortaly wounded patient who is rushed in, but recovers before Igor can even treat him. Igor recognises the nature of this patient, [[Nutt\|Mr. Nutt]] and warns his friend [[Trevor Likely\|Trevor]] that "many strange things come from [[Uberwald]]" and that he should expect to hear screaming in the near future if Mr.Nutt stays around. His case is not helped by Trevor pointing out that Igor also comes from Uberwald, and he remains friends with Nutt. Another blot on this Igor's record would be a disturbing rumour that a few of his experiments have gone wrong in the past, including a winged hamster bending the bars and escaping its cage...

	===Igor at Jeremy Clockson's, Ankh-Morpork===		===Igor at Jeremy Clockson's, Ankh-Morpork===
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	===Igor who works for Doctor Thaumic near Bonk, Uberwald===		===Igor who works for Doctor Thaumic near Bonk, Uberwald===
	This was the fourth Igor that Sam Vimes met while in Uberwald during the {{TFE}} and by this time he had gotten the hang of telling them appart - the secret is in the scar patterns. Igor worked for Doctor Thaumic who lived on the other side of mountains from the city of Bonk. Igor was brother to the Igor at the Anhk-Morpork Embassy and father to the Igor who went with Vimes to work for the watch. Igor did not approve of his son's new ideas about 'bio-artificing' and grown spare body parts rather than taking them off dead bodies. He was also dismayed by his son's rejection of the class system and refusal to call anyone 'master' as it made him totally unemployable in Uberwald. Igor begged the Duke of Ankh to take his son with him to the big city, something Vimes was only to happy to do, having been impressed by the medical skill of the Igors.		This was the fourth Igor that Sam Vimes met while in Uberwald during the {{TFE}} and by this time he had gotten the hang of telling them appart - the secret is in the scar patterns. Igor worked for Doctor Thaumic who lived on the other side of mountains from the city of Bonk. Igor was brother to the Igor at the Anhk-Morpork Embassy and father to the Igor who went with Vimes to work for the watch. Igor did not approve of his son's new ideas about 'bio-artificing' and grown spare body parts rather than taking them off dead bodies. He was also dismayed by his son's rejection of the class system and refusal to call anyone 'master' as it made him totally unemployable in Uberwald. Igor begged the Duke of Ankh to take his son with him to the big city, something Vimes was only to happy to do, having been impressed by the medical skill of the Igors.

	===Aunt Igorina who runs [[We-R-Igors]] at [[Bad Schuschein]]===		===Aunt Igorina who runs [[We-R-Igors]] at [[Bad Schuschein]]===
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