Effie King - Revision history

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	To provide her full name and title, '''Lady Euphemia King''', wife of recycling magnate Sir [[Harry King]]. A most proper lady, who is distressed by inappropriate or demotic language. Her spouse therefore takes very great care not to use it where she can hear it.		To provide her full name and title, '''Lady Euphemia King''', wife of recycling magnate Sir [[Harry King]]. A most proper lady, who is distressed by inappropriate or demotic language. Her spouse therefore takes very great care not to use it where she can hear it.

	She insisted the new railway company incorporate the phrase ''Hygienic'' in its title as this sounded more respectable. She also insisted all trains contain lavatory facilities as this was only fit and proper and correct. ~~however~~, she doesn't appear to have, er, ''followed through'' on the logic. She has not asked ''where'' or ''how'', on those 1,200 miles of express track linking [[Ankh-Morpork]] to [[Überwald]], the onboard privies evacuate their contents. Sir Harry, [[Dick Simnel]] and [[Moist von Lipwig]] conspire to keep the truth - concerning not using the facility while the train is standing in the station - away from her. ''Well'' away from her.		She insisted the new railway company incorporate the phrase ''Hygienic'' in its title as this sounded more respectable. She also insisted all trains contain lavatory facilities as this was only fit and proper and correct. However, she doesn't appear to have, er, ''followed through'' on the logic. She has not asked ''where'' or ''how'', on those 1,200 miles of express track linking [[Ankh-Morpork]] to [[Überwald]], the onboard privies evacuate their contents. Sir Harry, [[Dick Simnel]] and [[Moist von Lipwig]] conspire to keep the truth - concerning not using the facility while the train is standing in the station - away from her. ''Well'' away from her.

	She was, however, dissuaded from having Monsieur [[Bidet]]'s patent hygienic invention installed on the trains. Well - maybe on the [[Quirm]] line...		She was, however, dissuaded from having Monsieur [[Bidet]]'s patent hygienic invention installed on the trains. Well - maybe on the [[Quirm]] line...

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	\|title= Lady Euphemia King		\|title= Lady Euphemia King
	\|photo=		\|photo=Blank.jpg\|
	\|name= Euphemia "Effie"/"The Duchess" King		\|name= Euphemia "Effie"/"The Duchess" King
	\|age=		\|age=

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	To provide her full name and title, Lady Euphemia King, wife of recycling magnate Sir [[Harry King]]. A most proper lady, who is distressed by inappropriate or demotic language. Her spouse therefore takes very great care not to use it where she can hear it.		To provide her full name and title, '''Lady Euphemia King''', wife of recycling magnate Sir [[Harry King]]. A most proper lady, who is distressed by inappropriate or demotic language. Her spouse therefore takes very great care not to use it where she can hear it.

	She insisted the new railway company incorporate the phrase ''Hygienic'' in its title as this sounded more respectable. She also insisted all trains contain lavatory facilities as this was only fit and proper and correct. however, she doesn't appear to have, er, ''followed through'' on the logic. She has not asked ''where'' or ''how'', on those 1,200 miles of express track linking [[Ankh-Morpork]] to [[Überwald]], the onboard privies evacuate their contents. Sir Harry, [[Dick Simnel]] and [[Moist von Lipwig]] conspire to keep the truth - concerning not using the facility while the train is standing in the station - away from her. ''Well'' away from her.		She insisted the new railway company incorporate the phrase ''Hygienic'' in its title as this sounded more respectable. She also insisted all trains contain lavatory facilities as this was only fit and proper and correct. however, she doesn't appear to have, er, ''followed through'' on the logic. She has not asked ''where'' or ''how'', on those 1,200 miles of express track linking [[Ankh-Morpork]] to [[Überwald]], the onboard privies evacuate their contents. Sir Harry, [[Dick Simnel]] and [[Moist von Lipwig]] conspire to keep the truth - concerning not using the facility while the train is standing in the station - away from her. ''Well'' away from her.

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			{{Character Data
			\|title= Lady Euphemia King
			\|photo=
			\|name= Euphemia "Effie"/"The Duchess" King
			\|age=
			\|race= [[Human]]
			\|occupation= Wife
			\|appearance=
			\|residence= [[The Scours]], [[Ankh-Morpork]]
			\|death=
			\|parents=
			\|relatives= a grandson & grandaughter
			\|children= daughters Daphne and Herminone
			\|marital status= Married to [[Harry King]]
			\|books= {{TT}}, {{RS}}
			\|cameos= {{TT}}, {{RS}}
			}}

	To provide her full name and title, Lady Euphemia King, wife of recycling magnate Sir [[Harry King]]. A most proper lady, who is distressed by inappropriate or demotic language. Her spouse therefore takes very great care not to use it where she can hear it.		To provide her full name and title, Lady Euphemia King, wife of recycling magnate Sir [[Harry King]]. A most proper lady, who is distressed by inappropriate or demotic language. Her spouse therefore takes very great care not to use it where she can hear it.

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	To provide her full name and title, Lady Euphemia King, wife of recycling magnate Sir [[Harry King]]. A most proper lady, who is distressed by inappropriate or demotic language. Her spouse therefore takes very great care not to use it where she can hear it.		To provide her full name and title, Lady Euphemia King, wife of recycling magnate Sir [[Harry King]]. A most proper lady, who is distressed by inappropriate or demotic language. Her spouse therefore takes very great care not to use it where she can hear it.

	She insisted the new railway company incorporate the phrase ''Hygienic'' in its title as this sounded more respectable. She also insisted all trains contain lavatory facilities as this was only fit and proper and correct. however, she doesn't appear to have, er, ''followed through'' on the logic. She has not asked ''where'' or ''how'', on those 1,200 miles of express track linking [[Ankh-Morpork]] to [[Überwald]], the onboard ~~privvies~~ evacuate their contents. Sir Harry, [[Dick Simnel]] and [[Moist von Lipwig]] conspire to keep the truth - concerning not using the facility while the train is standing in the station - away from her. ''Well'' away from her.		She insisted the new railway company incorporate the phrase ''Hygienic'' in its title as this sounded more respectable. She also insisted all trains contain lavatory facilities as this was only fit and proper and correct. however, she doesn't appear to have, er, ''followed through'' on the logic. She has not asked ''where'' or ''how'', on those 1,200 miles of express track linking [[Ankh-Morpork]] to [[Überwald]], the onboard privies evacuate their contents. Sir Harry, [[Dick Simnel]] and [[Moist von Lipwig]] conspire to keep the truth - concerning not using the facility while the train is standing in the station - away from her. ''Well'' away from her.

	She was, however, dissuaded from having Monsieur [[Bidet]]'s patent hygienic invention installed on the trains. Well - maybe on the [[Quirm]] line...		She was, however, dissuaded from having Monsieur [[Bidet]]'s patent hygienic invention installed on the trains. Well - maybe on the [[Quirm]] line...

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	She was, however, dissuaded from having Monsieur [[Bidet]]'s patent hygienic invention installed on the trains. Well - maybe on the [[Quirm]] line...		She was, however, dissuaded from having Monsieur [[Bidet]]'s patent hygienic invention installed on the trains. Well - maybe on the [[Quirm]] line...

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Bidets and things

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	To provide her full name and title, Lady Euphemia King, wife of recycling magnate Sir [[Harry King]]. A most proper lady, who is distressed by inappropriate or demotic language. Her spouse therefore takes very great care not to use it where she can hear it.		To provide her full name and title, Lady Euphemia King, wife of recycling magnate Sir [[Harry King]]. A most proper lady, who is distressed by inappropriate or demotic language. Her spouse therefore takes very great care not to use it where she can hear it.

	She insisted the new railway company incorporate the phrase ''Hygienic'' in its title as this sounded more respectable. She also insisted all trains contain lavatory facilities as this was only fit and proper and correct. however, she doesn't appear to have, er, ''followed through'' on the logic. She has not asked ''where'' or ''how'', on those 1,200 miles of express track linking [[Ankh-Morpork]] to [[Überwald]], the onboard privvies evacuate their contents. Sir Harry, [[Dick Simnel]] and [[Moist von ~~lipwig~~]] conspire to keep the truth - concerning not using the facility while the train is standing in the station - away from her. ''Well'' away from her.		She insisted the new railway company incorporate the phrase ''Hygienic'' in its title as this sounded more respectable. She also insisted all trains contain lavatory facilities as this was only fit and proper and correct. however, she doesn't appear to have, er, ''followed through'' on the logic. She has not asked ''where'' or ''how'', on those 1,200 miles of express track linking [[Ankh-Morpork]] to [[Überwald]], the onboard privvies evacuate their contents. Sir Harry, [[Dick Simnel]] and [[Moist von Lipwig]] conspire to keep the truth - concerning not using the facility while the train is standing in the station - away from her. ''Well'' away from her.

			She was, however, dissuaded from having Monsieur [[Bidet]]'s patent hygienic invention installed on the trains. Well - maybe on the [[Quirm]] line...

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AgProv: wow, how did we miss this one...

2013-11-14T23:05:51Z

wow, how did we miss this one...

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To provide her full name and title, Lady Euphemia King, wife of recycling magnate Sir [[Harry King]]. A most proper lady, who is distressed by inappropriate or demotic language. Her spouse therefore takes very great care not to use it where she can hear it.

She insisted the new railway company incorporate the phrase ''Hygienic'' in its title as this sounded more respectable. She also insisted all trains contain lavatory facilities as this was only fit and proper and correct. however, she doesn't appear to have, er, ''followed through'' on the logic. She has not asked ''where'' or ''how'', on those 1,200 miles of express track linking [[Ankh-Morpork]] to [[Überwald]], the onboard privvies evacuate their contents. Sir Harry, [[Dick Simnel]] and [[Moist von lipwig]] conspire to keep the truth - concerning not using the facility while the train is standing in the station - away from her. ''Well'' away from her.

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