Big Fido - Revision history

Myk Streja: Okay, last time

2024-07-29T19:29:03Z

Okay, last time

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	Powered less by muscles and more by the determination that meant that even if you sandblasted him for five minutes you'd better not turn your back on what was left because it wouldn't have given up, he tried to leap across an enormous gap between roofs that Angua (as a wolf) had just made. He almost made it, but refused to be saved by Gaspode's catching him by his collar - a remnant of his former slavery. He wriggled free and plummeted to his death.		Powered less by muscles and more by the determination that meant that even if you sandblasted him for five minutes you'd better not turn your back on what was left because it wouldn't have given up, he tried to leap across an enormous gap between roofs that Angua (as a wolf) had just made. He almost made it, but refused to be saved by Gaspode's catching him by his collar - a remnant of his former slavery. He wriggled free and plummeted to his death.

	Within minutes his body was picked up by Foul Ole Ron and sold to a furrier. He is currently being worn about town as a set of ear muffs and a pair of ~~fluffy~~ gloves.		Within minutes his body was picked up by Foul Ole Ron and sold to a furrier. He is currently being worn about town as a set of ear muffs and a pair of fleecy gloves.

	An alternative history was created by the dogs, who had him fleeing the city, leading a pack of wolves to attack human settlements and living the life of freedom he had always envisaged. This made it more bearable for the dogs to beg from humans - they were only doing it until Big Fido came back. Sad, really.		An alternative history was created by the dogs, who had him fleeing the city, leading a pack of wolves to attack human settlements and living the life of freedom he had always envisaged. This made it more bearable for the dogs to beg from humans - they were only doing it until Big Fido came back. Sad, really.

Myk Streja: Match book spelling

2024-07-29T19:19:17Z

Match book spelling

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	Powered less by muscles and more by the determination that meant that even if you sandblasted him for five minutes you'd better not turn your back on what was left because it wouldn't have given up, he tried to leap across an enormous gap between roofs that Angua (as a wolf) had just made. He almost made it, but refused to be saved by Gaspode's catching him by his collar - a remnant of his former slavery. He wriggled free and plummeted to his death.		Powered less by muscles and more by the determination that meant that even if you sandblasted him for five minutes you'd better not turn your back on what was left because it wouldn't have given up, he tried to leap across an enormous gap between roofs that Angua (as a wolf) had just made. He almost made it, but refused to be saved by Gaspode's catching him by his collar - a remnant of his former slavery. He wriggled free and plummeted to his death.

	Within minutes his body was picked up by Foul Ole Ron and sold to a furrier. He is currently being worn about town as ~~earmuffs~~ and a pair of fluffy gloves.		Within minutes his body was picked up by Foul Ole Ron and sold to a furrier. He is currently being worn about town as a set of ear muffs and a pair of fluffy gloves.

	An alternative history was created by the dogs, who had him fleeing the city, leading a pack of wolves to attack human settlements and living the life of freedom he had always envisaged. This made it more bearable for the dogs to beg from humans - they were only doing it until Big Fido came back. Sad, really.		An alternative history was created by the dogs, who had him fleeing the city, leading a pack of wolves to attack human settlements and living the life of freedom he had always envisaged. This made it more bearable for the dogs to beg from humans - they were only doing it until Big Fido came back. Sad, really.

Myk Streja: Details

2024-07-29T17:50:09Z

Details

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	Powered less by muscles and more by the determination that meant that even if you sandblasted him for five minutes you'd better not turn your back on what was left because it wouldn't have given up, he tried to leap across an enormous gap between roofs that Angua (as a wolf) had just made. He almost made it, but refused to be saved by Gaspode's catching him by his collar - a remnant of his former slavery. He wriggled free and plummeted to his death.		Powered less by muscles and more by the determination that meant that even if you sandblasted him for five minutes you'd better not turn your back on what was left because it wouldn't have given up, he tried to leap across an enormous gap between roofs that Angua (as a wolf) had just made. He almost made it, but refused to be saved by Gaspode's catching him by his collar - a remnant of his former slavery. He wriggled free and plummeted to his death.

	Within minutes his body was picked up by Foul Ole Ron and sold to a furrier. He is currently being worn about town as a pair of gloves.		Within minutes his body was picked up by Foul Ole Ron and sold to a furrier. He is currently being worn about town as earmuffs and a pair of fluffy gloves.

	An alternative history was created by the dogs, who had him fleeing the city, leading a pack of wolves to attack human settlements and living the life of freedom he had always envisaged. This made it more bearable for the dogs to beg from humans - they were only doing it until Big Fido came back. Sad, really.		An alternative history was created by the dogs, who had him fleeing the city, leading a pack of wolves to attack human settlements and living the life of freedom he had always envisaged. This made it more bearable for the dogs to beg from humans - they were only doing it until Big Fido came back. Sad, really.

Moishe Rosenbaum: ce

2022-05-08T18:20:47Z

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	Powered less by muscles and more by the determination that meant that even if you sandblasted him for five minutes you'd better not turn your back on what was left because it wouldn't have given up, he tried to leap across an enormous gap between roofs that Angua (as a wolf) had just made. He almost made it, but refused to be saved by Gaspode's catching him by his collar - a remnant of his former slavery. He wriggled free and plummeted to his death.		Powered less by muscles and more by the determination that meant that even if you sandblasted him for five minutes you'd better not turn your back on what was left because it wouldn't have given up, he tried to leap across an enormous gap between roofs that Angua (as a wolf) had just made. He almost made it, but refused to be saved by Gaspode's catching him by his collar - a remnant of his former slavery. He wriggled free and plummeted to his death.

	Within minutes his body was picked up by Foul Ole Ron and sold to a furrier. ~~Heis~~ currently being worn about town as a pair of gloves.		Within minutes his body was picked up by Foul Ole Ron and sold to a furrier. He is currently being worn about town as a pair of gloves.

	An alternative history was created by the dogs, who had him fleeing the city, leading a pack of wolves to attack human settlements and living the life of freedom he had always envisaged. This made it more bearable for the dogs to beg from humans - they were only doing it until Big Fido came back. Sad, really.		An alternative history was created by the dogs, who had him fleeing the city, leading a pack of wolves to attack human settlements and living the life of freedom he had always envisaged. This made it more bearable for the dogs to beg from humans - they were only doing it until Big Fido came back. Sad, really.
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	Especially in later life, Hitler was also prone to nervous farting as he talked. People in the same room especially appreciated the smell, described as particularly rancorous, but nobody dared comment. Hitler's bowel problems gave Bunker life in the last days an extra aspect of horror.		Especially in later life, Hitler was also prone to nervous farting as he talked. People in the same room especially appreciated the smell, described as particularly rancorous, but nobody dared comment. Hitler's bowel problems gave Bunker life in the last days an extra aspect of horror.

	For a long time the last resting place of Hitler's bodily remains was a matter of speculation. The Russians, who knew, kept it a closely-guarded secret. Eventually it was revealed that most of Hitler's corpse had been interred underneath the parade ground of a Red Army barracks in East Germany, so that generations of Russian soldiers were unwittingly marching and goose-stepping over his grave, just to rub it in to the unquiet soul Communism officially denied that we all have as to exactly who won the war, ''tovarisch''. Those in the know would have found this most amusing. To prevent resurgent German fascism having a martyr to rally round, when the ~~russians~~ officially withdrew from Germany in the early 1990's, the remains were disinterred, thoroughly cremated, and consigned to a fast-running river so as to dilute him into the Baltic lest he rise again. However, large parts of his skull and jawbone remain in KGB archives in Moscow.		For a long time the last resting place of Hitler's bodily remains was a matter of speculation. The Russians, who knew, kept it a closely-guarded secret. Eventually it was revealed that most of Hitler's corpse had been interred underneath the parade ground of a Red Army barracks in East Germany, so that generations of Russian soldiers were unwittingly marching and goose-stepping over his grave, just to rub it in to the unquiet soul Communism officially denied that we all have as to exactly who won the war, ''tovarisch''. Those in the know would have found this most amusing. To prevent resurgent German fascism having a martyr to rally round, when the Russians officially withdrew from Germany in the early 1990's, the remains were disinterred, thoroughly cremated, and consigned to a fast-running river so as to dilute him into the Baltic lest he rise again. However, large parts of his skull and jawbone remain in KGB archives in Moscow.

	Of course, obsessive Russian secrecy directly led to the rumours that, in the absence of a body, Hitler had escaped the doomed city of Berlin, survived the war, and fled to South America, where he apparently died in the 1960s anyway...		Of course, obsessive Russian secrecy directly led to the rumours that, in the absence of a body, Hitler had escaped the doomed city of Berlin, survived the war, and fled to South America, where he apparently died in the 1960s anyway.

	Of course his philosophy was used by many others, such as Oswald Mosley and even the Daleks...		Of course his philosophy was used by many others, such as Oswald Mosley and even the Daleks.

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	[[de:Großer Fido]]		[[de:Großer Fido]]

Old Dickens at 22:37, 23 October 2017

2017-10-23T22:37:24Z

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	\|name= Big Fido		\|name= Big Fido
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Old Dickens: layout

2016-07-28T02:56:43Z

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	\|title= Chief Barker of the [[Dog Guild]]		\|title= Chief Barker of the Dog's Guild
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	\|name= Big Fido		\|name= Big Fido

Old Dickens: typo

2016-07-28T02:55:04Z

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	'''Big Fido''' was the Chief Barker of the [[Dogs' Guild]]. [[Gaspode]] remarked to [[Angua\|Sergeant Angua]] that Big Fido was not mad - that's when you froth at the mouth; rather he was insane. That's when you froth at the brain... He was a small white poodle with red eyes. And a diamante collar. Size notwithstanding (and also ignoring his habit of farting nervously when talking [not nervously as in "~~scaredly~~" but as in "involuntarily"]), he was one mean dog.		'''Big Fido''' was the Chief Barker of the [[Dogs' Guild]]. [[Gaspode]] remarked to [[Angua\|Sergeant Angua]] that Big Fido was not mad - that's when you froth at the mouth; rather he was insane. That's when you froth at the brain... He was a small white poodle with red eyes. And a diamante collar. Size notwithstanding (and also ignoring his habit of farting nervously when talking [not nervously as in "fright" but as in "involuntarily"), he was one mean dog.

	Something in his head went ''click!'' one day and he savaged his owner and beat up every dog in town until he was up against a one-eyed Rottweiler called Mad Arthur, whom, after beating in a fight, he killed, to Arthur's brief amazement (Animals don't fight to the death, just to defeat).		Something in his head went ''click!'' one day and he savaged his owner and beat up every dog in town until he was up against a one-eyed Rottweiler called Mad Arthur, whom, after beating in a fight, he killed, to Arthur's brief amazement (Animals don't fight to the death, just to defeat).
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	Powered less by muscles and more by the determination that meant that even if you sandblasted him for five minutes you'd better not turn your back on what was left because it wouldn't have given up, he tried to leap across an enormous gap between roofs that Angua (as a wolf) had just made. He almost made it, but refused to be saved by Gaspode's catching him by his collar - a remnant of his former slavery. He wriggled free and plummeted to his death.		Powered less by muscles and more by the determination that meant that even if you sandblasted him for five minutes you'd better not turn your back on what was left because it wouldn't have given up, he tried to leap across an enormous gap between roofs that Angua (as a wolf) had just made. He almost made it, but refused to be saved by Gaspode's catching him by his collar - a remnant of his former slavery. He wriggled free and plummeted to his death.

	Within minutes his body was picked up by Foul Ole Ron~~, been~~ sold to a furrier ~~and is~~ currently being worn about town as a pair of gloves.		Within minutes his body was picked up by Foul Ole Ron and sold to a furrier. Heis currently being worn about town as a pair of gloves.

	An alternative history was created by the dogs, who had him fleeing the city, leading a pack of wolves to attack human settlements and living the life of freedom he had always envisaged. This made it more bearable for the dogs to beg from humans - they were only doing it until Big Fido came back. Sad, really.		An alternative history was created by the dogs, who had him fleeing the city, leading a pack of wolves to attack human settlements and living the life of freedom he had always envisaged. This made it more bearable for the dogs to beg from humans - they were only doing it until Big Fido came back. Sad, really.

Moishe Rosenbaum: ce

2016-07-26T14:59:28Z

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	Within minutes his body was picked up by Foul Ole Ron, been sold to a furrier and is currently being worn about town as a pair of gloves.		Within minutes his body was picked up by Foul Ole Ron, been sold to a furrier and is currently being worn about town as a pair of gloves.

	An alternative history was created by the dogs, who had him fleeing the city, leading an pack of wolves to attack human settlements and living the life of freedom he had always envisaged. This made it more bearable for the dogs to beg from humans - they were only doing it until Big Fido came back. Sad, really.		An alternative history was created by the dogs, who had him fleeing the city, leading a pack of wolves to attack human settlements and living the life of freedom he had always envisaged. This made it more bearable for the dogs to beg from humans - they were only doing it until Big Fido came back. Sad, really.

	His collar was kept in a secret place, and visited regularly by the dogs until they forgot about it.		His collar was kept in a secret place, and visited regularly by the dogs until they forgot about it.

AgProv: killing redlink

2016-07-26T10:16:52Z

killing redlink

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	\|appearance= Small white poodle, with a ragged tartan coat and a mad glint in his eyes.		\|appearance= Small white poodle, with a ragged tartan coat and a mad glint in his eyes.
	\|residence= [[Ankh-Morpork]]		\|residence= [[Ankh-Morpork]]
	\|death= Died while trying to leap a gap 'that was nothing to a wolf' whilst being a small poodle [[Ankh-Morpork]], [[1988]] UC		\|death= Died while trying to leap a gap 'that was nothing to a wolf' whilst being a small poodle [[Ankh-Morpork]], [[Discworld calendar\|1988]] UC
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	\|relatives=		\|relatives=

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