View source for Wellcome to Ankh-Morporke, Citie of One Thousand Surprises

A book published by the [[Ankh-Morpork]] [[Guild of Merchants]]. It extols the virtues of this great city through ample use of exaggeration, flowery language, and outright lies. It now has an entire section entitled ''Soe you're a Barbaeriean Invader?'', which has notes on night life, folklorique bargains in the bazaar, and, under the heading "Steppe-ing Out", a list of restaurants that do a dependable mares' milk and yak pudding.

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