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Crockett, mentioned in [[Snuff]], was first invented at [[St Onan's]] Theological College in [[Ham-on-Rye]] by the priest Jackson Fieldfair. Like [[Cripple Mr Onion]], the rules are very simple.

==The Rules==

*Two sides strive against each other to propel the ball by croquet mallet to the opponent's goal.
*Instead of gently propelling the ball, one should hit it very hard.
*A second cone is not allowed more than once per exchange.
*There is only one tump.
*The above rule does not apply in royal crockett.
*If necessary, a striker may tump several opponents at once.
*The hat man cannot tump using a hamper if he breaks his mallet.
*The use of a hawk manoeuvre leads to a foul.
*Sheep wandering onto the pitch do not stop the game.
*A handsaw cannot be fired above a ruminant, particularly if it is offensive.


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