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{{Character Data
|title= Ponder Stibbons
|photo= Pond2.jpg|''© Paul Kidby''
|name= Ponder Stibbons
|age= 24 in {{TLC}}
|race= [[:Category:Human characters|Human]]
|occupation= [[:Category:Wizards|Wizard]]
|appearance= Young (although he has found some grey hairs recently), beardless, bespectacled
|residence= [[Unseen University]]
|death= 
|parents= 
|relatives= It was revealed in {{TLC}} that he was raised by his aunt.
|children= 
|marital status= Never married but may have had a holiday romance of the shuffling and slightly embarrassed "''...errrm....''" kind with [[Lucy Tockley|Diamanda]] while on study-leave in [[Lancre]]
|books= {{MP}}<br>{{LL}}<br>{{IT}}<br>{{H}}<br>{{TLC}}<br>{{TLH}}<br>{{UA}}<br>{{SOD1}}<br>{{SOD2}}<br>{{SOD3}}<br>{{UA}}<br> {{SOD4}}
|cameos= {{NW}}<br>{{GP}}<br>{{MM}}
}}

'''Ponder Stibbons, HEM, DThau, Reader in Non-Volatile Intelligence, Cantoride Speaker in [[Slood]] Refurgance.'''  Ponder Stibbons was once the second-most junior member of the [[Faculty]] of [[Unseen University]], with an absolutely overwhelming interest in the more theoretical branches of applied magic. His senior fellows ignore his researches until circumstances force them upon their notice, whereupon Stibbons does rather over-react. 

When he gets the full attention of the fellow wizards he usually completely fails in explaining the topic. Maybe he is unable to verbalise his complex thoughts. On the other hand this may be because it is rather hard to explain quantum physics to someone with the attention span of a 4-year-old. Ponder Stibbons is quite popular with the younger students. He is the Head of Inadvisably Applied Magic and Project Co-ordinator for pretty much all the research projects happening at UU.

Ponder Stibbons can usually be found in the [[High Energy Magic Building]] where he spends his time fiddling with the fabrics of time and space. He also finds it quite convenient that the senior fellows avoid going there. He is the creator (instigator? bemused attendant?) of the University's super-computer [[Hex]] which is also located in the High-Energy Magic Building.

His first appearance is in {{MP}} where he is a student at the Unseen University. His ascension to the [[faculty]] is a result of knocking over a bottle of ink on his final exam and taking the absent [[Victor Tugelbend]]'s instead - an exam that happened to contain only the question "''What is your name?''" One wonders if he's ever thanked Victor for the record test score of 100%. 

When he reappeared in {{LL}} he had become a member of the faculty as [[Reader in Invisible Writings]], investigating the ''in potentia'' books in [[L-space]]. He is now also Head of Inadvisably Applied Magic, in charge of developing all kinds of equipment and heading research activities in the High Energy Magic Building ({{TLH}}) and Praelector.  Shortly before the events of {{UA}} he also acquires the title Master of The Traditions; he now holds twelve positions at the university, thus giving him twelve votes on the college council, which he effectively controls as he is a majority all by himself.

It's possible that his unusually high work ethic for a wizard stems from a guilt need to ''be'' as clever as they all think he is - it could also come from the fact that every time he tried to go out during {{MP}} he had a spate of very bad luck, culminating in a Thing from the [[Dungeon Dimensions]] falling on him.  It's mentioned in {{TLC}} that Ponder is afraid of heights.

Following the events of ''Lords and Ladies'', Ponder excitedly asks [[Mustrum Ridcully]] for permission to stay on in [[Lancre]], ostensibly to carry out field-study on [[the  Dancers]] and their "''iron-loving''" properties. Ridcully, who has noticed a certain understanding growing up between Stibbons and [[Lucy Tockley|Diamanda]], and who in this respect is older and wiser, sighs and grants the request. When [[Esmerelda Weatherwax]] raises an eyebrow, Ridcully's response (thinking of a long-gone summer when a younger wizard unsuccessfully pursued a ''much'' younger witch) is: "''well, I couldn't say no, could I?''" To which Granny Weatherwax shrugs noncommittally and (thinking of a long-gone summer when a younger witch ran too fast for a ''much'' younger wizard to keep up with her) replies: "''it may come to something, or it may come to nothing''."  

As Ponder was evidently back at [[Unseen University]] in time for the start of the next term, we have to surmise it was a summer holiday romance. However, this does not preclude the possibility that in sixty years' time Archchancellor Stibbons might be ruefully remembering a summer and a girl...

In {{SOD4}} he has persuaded the University to fund his [[Great Big Thing]], but it malfunctions slightly and drags a Roundworld librarian through L-Space into the Discworld. 

Among his more ambitious projects are:
* The [[Discworld (world)|Discworld's]] theory of evolution
* The splitting of the [[thaum]] into its constituent [[Resons|resons]]
* The creation of a small area in which magic doesn't work and that doesn't run on [[Narrativium]] - the [[Roundworld]] project
* The [[Cabinet of Curiosity]]

==Annotation==
Ponder (which means 'think about deeply', 'muse' in English) has grown over the series from an unambitious young man, into one of the most dynamic thinkers on the Disc, and a polymath to whom the wizards often turn "''as one''" whenever some concept or event crops up that they don't understand. He seems to combine a number of [[Roundworld]] historical characters in one insightful and investigative persona. He complains, to the [[Librarian]] and [[Jason Ogg]] in {{LL}}, with "''the agonized expression of a man who has the whole great whirring machinery of the Universe to dismantle and only a bent paper clip to do it with:''"

"''Rocks! Why am I messing around with lumps of stone? When did they ever tell anyone anything? You know, sir, sometimes I think there's a great ocean of truth out there and I'm just sitting on the beach playing with...with stones.''" 

This is a direct parody of Sir Isaac Newton, quite probably the greatest Roundworld thinker on natural truths that ever there was, who said: "''I don’t know what I may seem to the world, but as to myself, I seem to have been only like a boy playing on the sea-shore and diverting myself in now and then finding a smoother pebble or a prettier shell than ordinary, whilst the great ocean of truth lay undiscovered all before me.''"

Which either means that Terry has written Ponder as greater than he initially comes across, or that two similarly inquisitive minds have both been struck by the terrible thought that the entire universe is empirically knowable and understandable, quantifiable by immutable laws but that the current state of art/science/knowledge/technomancy is not enough for us to actually discover those laws. This is the heartache of all who truly ''ponder'' (hah!) on the Great Mysteries. For those of us who don't, of course, it's quite enough that we know how to make beer and kebabs - or at least that somebody does, and that we are at liberty to partake of them.


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