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The Mended Drum

2015-12-02T13:02:26Z

Prometheus:

[[Image:Dunelm.jpg|200px|left]] [[Filigree Street]] at [[Short Street]], Ankh-Morpork.

Well-known disreputable tavern. Heroes of the Discworld frequent it when they are in [[Ankh-Morpork]], and bar brawl casualties are quite high. However, if a ''tourist'' wants to meet [[Barbarian heroes|heroes]] and see them in bar fights, The Drum is the place to go. Originally The Broken Drum, this tavern has been renamed The Mended Drum after a change of ownership and a reconstruction due to a fire chronicled in {{COM}}.

The interior does not differ much from the interiors of an uncountable number of other taverns which are less well known. But one does not enter the Drum for posh decoration. To enter the Drum one first has to pass one of the troll bouncers. And believe me, they really know how to bounce. In fact, they used to be called ''Splatters''. After entering the pub one has to walk down some stairs into a dimly lit room filled with cheap furniture. The furniture is cheap, because it usually needs to be replaced after the nightly bar fight. The floor is covered with sawdust to soak up all kinds of liquids sprayed on the floor. And the guests, well, let's not talk about the guests. But in spite of all this, on some nights this is actually the place to be. And if the barkeeper is in a really good mood, he might even put out some bowls with peanuts. But ''only'' if he's sure the [[Librarian]] isn't going to come in.

It is said that, nowadays, a child can safely walk into The Drum, purchase a glass of milk, and not be bothered by the rest of the clientele. The worst that the child may come to face is a ding alongside the ear when his mother hears his expanded vocabulary.

Like 80% of pubs on [[Roundworld]], the Drum has tried to re-invent itself many times so as to get a larger share of the drinking person's liquid assets. Sometimes this has been unavoidable - as when the first mentioned licencee [[Broadman]] was sold an insurance policy by [[Twoflower]], interpreted it in that cheerfully entrepreneurial Ankh-Morporkian fashion, and in seeking to capitalise on the policy, succeeded in setting fire not just to the Drum (and himself), but half the city.

Other tenants of the Drum, notably [[Hibiscus Dunelm]] (shown, as drawn by [[User:Knmatt|Matt Smith]]), have tried to re-invent the establishment as a venue for unlicensed music and entertainment, but the entertainment provided to the patrons was along the lines of "Oh look! A moving target!", as [[the Band With Rocks In]] discovered.

Still others have tried to provide games of skill, knowledge and dexterity, but the [[Quizzing Device]] was hastily removed after [[Carrot Ironfoundersson|Captain Carrot]] saw its potential. This was replaced with [[Barbarian Invaders]], but nobody else could get a look in because of the [[Librarian]].

While it is true to note that in today's Mended Drum, the pub brawls are as often as not extensively and meticulously choreographed for the visual spectacle they offer to visiting tourists (with an Igor standing by to re-attach any mislaid bodily parts - just be sure ''everything'' is tattooed with your name, lads, as Igor can't be expected to guess), it can still be a dangerous place where [[Suicide]] is an option. Objecting to a muscled horned-helmet-wearing and axe-toting hero who has moved in on your girlfriend while you're getting the drinks in, for instance, is a form of committing suicide, as [[Moist von Lipwig]] correctly surmised. However, if she then threatens to drill through his foot by application of principles of simple leverage via the fulcrum provided by a "Lucrezia" kitten heel, this is considered to be a creatively acceptable way of disarming the situation).

Other mentioned pubs in [[Ankh-Morpork]] are [[Biers]], [[The Bucket]] and [[The Troll's Head]]. The Drum is famed not for its beer (which tastes like battery acid) but for its clientèle. It is said that if you sit the Mended Drum long enough sooner or later every major hero on the disk will come by and steal your horse. This is certainly true. In the course of the tales, the following notable heroes have frequented the drum:

* [[Rincewind]] - {{COM}}, {{S}}
* [[Twoflower]] - {{COM}}
* [[Death]] - {{SM}}
* [[Alberto Malich]] - {{M}}
* [[The Band With Rocks In]] - {{SM}}
* [[Librarian|The Librarian]] - {{G!G!}}, {{S}}, {{WS}}
* [[Susan Sto Helit]] - {{SM}}
* [[Moist von Lipwig]] - {{GP}}
* [[Herrena the Henna-Haired Harridan]] - {{E}}
* [[Red Scharron]] - {{E}}
* [[Diome, Witch of the Night]] - {{E}}
* [[Carrot Ironfoundersson]] - {{G!G!}}
* [[Nobby Nobbs]] - {{G!G!}}, {{FOC}}
* [[Fred Colon]] - {{G!G!}}, {{FOC}}
* [[Samuel Vimes]] - {{G!G!}}
* [[Hwel|Hwel the play-write]] - {{WS}}
* [[Tomjon]] - {{WS}}
* [[Adora Belle Dearheart]] - {{GP}}
* [[Detritus]] - {{G!G!}}
* [[Mustrum Ridcully]] - {{MP}}
* [[Vincent the Invulnerable]]

==Annotation==

It is well known that a Broken Drum cannot be beaten...

When [[Moist von Lipwig]] and [[Adora Belle Dearheart]] visit the Drum to observe training is in progress for a staged pub fight, the description of the moves and choreography involved could come straight out of the sort of old-time Saturday afternoon wrestling show, "live from the Town Hall, Batley, Yorkshire" (as hosted by Kent Walton) or other prestige venue in the North. For as everyone knows, professional wrestling is elaborately scripted for the spectacle rather than the sport. This is more the old-fashioned spit and sawdust arena of British pro wrestling, rather than the hyper-athletic glitz of the WWE.

This also echoes the long-term drift of the Discworld, from the {{COM}} days where Heroes were free to roam, and savage tribal [[Gnolls]] infested the remote places ready to beat up a wagon train, the Disc has shrunk, with [[Clacks]] lines and coach roads bisecting the continent. The world no longer has a place for old-fashioned free-spirited barbarian heroes, as we see in {{TLH}}, and the last remnants of defeated Gnoll-dom are trickling into the big cities to perform the lowest and most menial tasks (such as collecting rubbish for [[Harry King]]).

The inescapable analogy for the Discworld is with the tail-end of the nineteenth century and the last subjugation of the American West. The end came with unbelievable speed: as late as 1870, the Sioux still roamed free: but by the 1890's, they were all in reservations and the last Indian hold-outs, the south-western Apache tribes, also surrendered. All Indians entered the subjugation of the reservation system, or filtered into towns to be given the dregs, work and housing-wise. (reference the fate of the [[Gnolls]]). North America also discovered it had no place for living heroes, except in institutions like Buffalo Bill's Wild West Show, where cowboys and Western heroes performed choreographed routines for their supper. This institution is reminiscent of the way the barbarian heroes now earn their living staging mock bar fights in the Drum. A pub which twenty-odd years ago was the staging-post for barbarian expeditions into the hinterland (in best Dungeons and Dragons fantasy tradition) now hosts the last remnants of the barbarian hero tradition, pretending to beat seven bells out of each other for money.

In [[The Long War]] a collaborative series by Terry Pratchett and Stephen Baxter, [[Joshua Valiente]] and his family check into a hotel called the Healed Drum on a stepwise world called [[Valhalla]]. Thomas Kyangu, the character who brings them there calls it "the best hotel in [[Valhalla]].

There is an actual Roundworld pub known as [https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Mended-Drum/143609672423334?fref=ts The Mended Drum], based on the Discworld one.

[[category:Locations|Mended Drum,The]]
[[Category:Ankh-Morpork Businesses|Mended Drum, The]]

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The Mended Drum

2015-12-02T13:00:16Z

Prometheus:

[[Image:Dunelm.jpg|200px|left]] [[Filigree Street]] at [[Short Street]], Ankh-Morpork.

Well-known disreputable tavern. Heroes of the Discworld frequent it when they are in [[Ankh-Morpork]], and bar brawl casualties are quite high. However, if a ''tourist'' wants to meet [[Barbarian heroes|heroes]] and see them in bar fights, The Drum is the place to go. Originally The Broken Drum, this tavern has been renamed The Mended Drum after a change of ownership and a reconstruction due to a fire chronicled in {{COM}}.

The interior does not differ much from the interiors of an uncountable number of other taverns which are less well known. But one does not enter the Drum for posh decoration. To enter the Drum one first has to pass one of the troll bouncers. And believe me, they really know how to bounce. In fact, they used to be called ''Splatters''. After entering the pub one has to walk down some stairs into a dimly lit room filled with cheap furniture. The furniture is cheap, because it usually needs to be replaced after the nightly bar fight. The floor is covered with sawdust to soak up all kinds of liquids sprayed on the floor. And the guests, well, let's not talk about the guests. But in spite of all this, on some nights this is actually the place to be. And if the barkeeper is in a really good mood, he might even put out some bowls with peanuts. But ''only'' if he's sure the [[Librarian]] isn't going to come in.

It is said that, nowadays, a child can safely walk into The Drum, purchase a glass of milk, and not be bothered by the rest of the clientele. The worst that the child may come to face is a ding alongside the ear when his mother hears his expanded vocabulary.

Like 80% of pubs on [[Roundworld]], the Drum has tried to re-invent itself many times so as to get a larger share of the drinking person's liquid assets. Sometimes this has been unavoidable - as when the first mentioned licencee [[Broadman]] was sold an insurance policy by [[Twoflower]], interpreted it in that cheerfully entrepreneurial Ankh-Morporkian fashion, and in seeking to capitalise on the policy, succeeded in setting fire not just to the Drum (and himself), but half the city.

Other tenants of the Drum, notably [[Hibiscus Dunelm]] (shown, as drawn by [[User:Knmatt|Matt Smith]]), have tried to re-invent the establishment as a venue for unlicensed music and entertainment, but the entertainment provided to the patrons was along the lines of "Oh look! A moving target!", as [[the Band With Rocks In]] discovered.

Still others have tried to provide games of skill, knowledge and dexterity, but the [[Quizzing Device]] was hastily removed after [[Carrot Ironfoundersson|Captain Carrot]] saw its potential. This was replaced with [[Barbarian Invaders]], but nobody else could get a look in because of the [[Librarian]].

While it is true to note that in today's Mended Drum, the pub brawls are as often as not extensively and meticulously choreographed for the visual spectacle they offer to visiting tourists (with an Igor standing by to re-attach any mislaid bodily parts - just be sure ''everything'' is tattooed with your name, lads, as Igor can't be expected to guess), it can still be a dangerous place where [[Suicide]] is an option. Objecting to a muscled horned-helmet-wearing and axe-toting hero who has moved in on your girlfriend while you're getting the drinks in, for instance, is a form of committing suicide, as [[Moist von Lipwig]] correctly surmised. However, if she then threatens to drill through his foot by application of principles of simple leverage via the fulcrum provided by a "Lucrezia" kitten heel, this is considered to be a creatively acceptable way of disarming the situation).

Other mentioned pubs in [[Ankh-Morpork]] are [[Biers]], [[The Bucket]] and [[The Troll's Head]]. The Drum is famed not for its beer (which tastes like battery acid) but for its clientèle. It is said that if you sit the Mended Drum long enough sooner or later every major hero on the disk will come by and steal your horse. This is certainly true. In the course of the tales, the following notable heroes have frequented the drum:

* [[Rincewind]] - {{COM}}, {{S}}
* [[Twoflower]] - {{COM}}
* [[Death]] - {{SM}}
* [[Alberto Malich]] - {{M}}
* [[The Band With Rocks In]] - {{SM}}
* [[Librarian|The Librarian]] - {{G!G!}}, {{S}}, {{WS}}
* [[Susan Sto Helit]] - {{SM}}
* [[Moist von Lipwig]] - {{GP}}
* [[Herrena the Henna-Haired Harridan]] - {{E}}
* [[Red Scharron]] - {{E}}
* [[Diome, Witch of the Night]] - {{E}}
* [[Carrot Ironfoundersson]] - {{G!G!}}
* [[Nobby Nobbs]] - {{G!G!}}, {{FOC}}
* [[Fred Colon]] - {{G!G!}}, {{FOC}}
* [[Samuel Vimes]] - {{G!G!}}
* [[Hwel|Hwel the play-write]] - {{WS}}
* [[Tomjon]] - {{WS}}
* [[Adora Belle Dearheart]] - {{GP}}
* [[Detritus]] - {{G!G!}}
* [[Mustrum Ridcully]] - {{MP}}
* [[Vincent the Invulnerable]]

==Annotation==

It is well known that a Broken Drum cannot be beaten...

When [[Moist von Lipwig]] and [[Adora Belle Dearheart]] visit the Drum to observe training is in progress for a staged pub fight, the description of the moves and choreography involved could come straight out of the sort of old-time Saturday afternoon wrestling show, "live from the Town Hall, Batley, Yorkshire" (as hosted by Kent Walton) or other prestige venue in the North. For as everyone knows, professional wrestling is elaborately scripted for the spectacle rather than the sport. This is more the old-fashioned spit and sawdust arena of British pro wrestling, rather than the hyper-athletic glitz of the WWE.

This also echoes the long-term drift of the Discworld, from the {{COM}} days where Heroes were free to roam, and savage tribal [[Gnolls]] infested the remote places ready to beat up a wagon train, the Disc has shrunk, with [[Clacks]] lines and coach roads bisecting the continent. The world no longer has a place for old-fashioned free-spirited barbarian heroes, as we see in {{TLH}}, and the last remnants of defeated Gnoll-dom are trickling into the big cities to perform the lowest and most menial tasks (such as collecting rubbish for [[Harry King]]).

The inescapable analogy for the Discworld is with the tail-end of the nineteenth century and the last subjugation of the American West. The end came with unbelievable speed: as late as 1870, the Sioux still roamed free: but by the 1890's, they were all in reservations and the last Indian hold-outs, the south-western Apache tribes, also surrendered. All Indians entered the subjugation of the reservation system, or filtered into towns to be given the dregs, work and housing-wise. (reference the fate of the [[Gnolls]]). North America also discovered it had no place for living heroes, except in institutions like Buffalo Bill's Wild West Show, where cowboys and Western heroes performed choreographed routines for their supper. This institution is reminiscent of the way the barbarian heroes now earn their living staging mock bar fights in the Drum. A pub which twenty-odd years ago was the staging-post for barbarian expeditions into the hinterland (in best Dungeons and Dragons fantasy tradition) now hosts the last remnants of the barbarian hero tradition, pretending to beat seven bells out of each other for money.

In [[The Long War]] a collaborative series by Terry Pratchett and Stephen Baxter, Joshua Valiente and his family check into a hotel called the Healed Drum on a stepwise world called Valhalla. Thomas Kyangu, the character who brings them there calls it "the best hotel in Valhalla.

There is an actual Roundworld pub known as [https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Mended-Drum/143609672423334?fref=ts The Mended Drum], based on the Discworld one.

[[category:Locations|Mended Drum,The]]
[[Category:Ankh-Morpork Businesses|Mended Drum, The]]

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2015-12-02T12:47:59Z

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==The Long Earth==
I've finally gotten around to listening/reading [[Book:The Long Earth|The Long Earth]] series. Loving the concept! --[[User:Osiris|Osiris]] ([[User talk:Osiris|talk]]) 17:07, 23 January 2015 (UTC)
: This series was amazing! --[[User:Osiris|Osiris]] ([[User talk:Osiris|talk]]) 04:34, 24 February 2015 (UTC)
I enjoyed looking for Terry Pratchett's footprints throughout the text.

==Taking leave ==
I'll be off buying cigars and incommunicado next week. Somebody might pull an extra shift on watch. Hasta luego! --[[User:Old Dickens|Old Dickens]] ([[User talk:Old Dickens|talk]]) 01:19, 2 February 2015 (UTC)
:will do what I can.... how long are you visiting [[Sumtri]] for? [[User:AgProv|AgProv]] ([[User talk:AgProv|talk]]) 19:10, 2 February 2015 (UTC)
Hola! I'm back. Stuff seems to have been done. --[[User:Old Dickens|Old Dickens]] ([[User talk:Old Dickens|talk]]) 04:13, 10 February 2015 (UTC)

==Namespaces==
The new page [[Book:The Rince Cycle]] points out a need for one or more namespaces for works that aren't Books or Short Stories, unless I'm missing something: this one's a playscript but there are other things. Discuss. --[[User:Old Dickens|Old Dickens]] ([[User talk:Old Dickens|talk]]) 01:59, 11 February 2015 (UTC)<BR>
(''copied from Talk:Book:The Rince Cycle''):<BR>
:Well, we've done LP records, CD's, TV adaptations, computer games..... and the playscripts are listed in the biography and all appear to be redlinked, as if the option is there to create articles.... I'd say why not? [[User:AgProv|AgProv]] ([[User talk:AgProv|talk]]) 18:55, 12 February 2015 (UTC)

Why indeed, but the question is how to define a namespace (or what to call it). It could be Peripherals: as the category, but shorter would be better. --[[User:Old Dickens|Old Dickens]] ([[User talk:Old Dickens|talk]]) 22:54, 12 February 2015 (UTC)

: '''Misc''' --[[User:Thnidu|Thnidu]] ([[User talk:Thnidu|talk]]) 17:57, 13 June 2015 (UTC)

==Mirabile Dictu==
Chaffinch's [[Ancient and Classical Mythology]] is now the fourth most popular page here. Huh? --[[User:Old Dickens|Old Dickens]] ([[User talk:Old Dickens|talk]]) 01:29, 16 February 2015 (UTC)

:I'm wondering if people looking for ''Bulfinch's Ancient and Classical'' are getting their ornithology wrong on a Google search; they can vaguely remember the guy they're looking for is ''some'' sort of finch but not which exact kind. I hang around on Yahoo Answers now and again just for fun and to do some corrective trolling. it's amazing how many disinterested schoolchildren put up please for people to do their homework for them when they can't be bothered to do their own research, and to be honest, a lot of them are not the brightest bulbs in the chandelier. I have a lovely picture in my head of a fairly dense American schoolchild being told to look up Greek mythology, steered to look for Mr Bulfinch, who gets it wrong and ends up on our wiki instead. Thus ending up writing about Blind Io, Petunia, Offler, Epidity, Bissonomy and the rest of the Dunmanifestin gang. Then confidently handing it in.... [[User:AgProv|AgProv]] ([[User talk:AgProv|talk]]) 11:21, 16 February 2015 (UTC)

The [[Special:Popularpages|statistics]] continue to boggle my mind. The main page approaches 3.5 million views, up a million since the New Year. The popularity ranking of views for individual pages may be obvious or wildly unlikely. At the end of 2014 I put up a short history of the wiki to fill in the "About" page. Who looks at the "About" page? They may reach 10,000 by the end of February! [[Lies-To-Children]] is more popular than [[Ankh-Morpork]]! [[Ptraci]] and [[Pseudopolis]] don't make the top 500. [[Ankh]] languishes at 2630th...Wot's it all abaht, then? --[[User:Old Dickens|Old Dickens]] ([[User talk:Old Dickens|talk]]) 02:46, 19 February 2015 (UTC)

I also cannot help but notice that new pages I started, to fill in gaps about obscure or very minor characters and situations/ places, went from 0 views to well over 600 within hours of posting. In my experience a brand-new page tends to get 8-20 hits in the first few days, I guess from regulars looking at it out of curiosity. But 644? Something odd is happening. [[User:AgProv|AgProv]] ([[User talk:AgProv|talk]]) 22:57, 7 March 2015 (UTC)

:Think bots! Remember just because spammers now find it difficult to post here it doesn't mean we don't still get scanned. --[[User:Osiris|Osiris]] ([[User talk:Osiris|talk]]) 13:08, 10 March 2015 (UTC)

==Possible Outage==
I've asked the cabal to make a DNS change. This should be transparent to you guys but there was a small unplanned outage last time we made a change. This change will let me cut my hosting costs by about a third so that's a good thing. --[[User:Osiris|Osiris]] ([[User talk:Osiris|talk]]) 04:34, 24 February 2015 (UTC)
: Never noticed. Glad to hear the financial burden is reduced. I'm still hoping to get together with my son-in-law the interweb marketing wallah to discuss revenue possibilities. --[[User:Old Dickens|Old Dickens]] ([[User talk:Old Dickens|talk]]) 04:32, 7 March 2015 (UTC)
::They apparently haven't made the change yet. But once they do this won't be a big deal to afford. I'd over engineered to begin with but now it's only costing about $25/month. --[[User:Osiris|Osiris]] ([[User talk:Osiris|talk]]) 13:10, 10 March 2015 (UTC)

=='''Thursday, March 12, 2015'''==
What are we supposed to write today? A good journalist (like Terry Pratchett) would suck it up and write a thousand words of inspiring prose and biographical notes. I'm not that good; I'm too depressed. --[[User:Old Dickens|Old Dickens]] ([[User talk:Old Dickens|talk]]) 20:22, 12 March 2015 (UTC)
:It was just so sudden...--[[User:Zdm|Zdm]] ([[User talk:Zdm|talk]]) 20:40, 12 March 2015 (UTC)
::I have, on occasion, thought about how terrible it would be to wake up one day to the news that Sir Pterry had died, but actually waking up to the news was shocking and a very different thing. I don't know what there is to say or write here beyond what has already been said by countless others... [[User:TC01|TC01]] ([[User talk:TC01|talk]])

[https://www.reddit.com/r/discworld/comments/2yt9j6/gnu_terry_pratchett/cpcvz46 A man is not dead while his name is still spoken.] [[User:TC01|TC01]] ([[User talk:TC01|talk]]) 02:18, 13 March 2015 (UTC)
:That is brilliant. Thanks for help making me smile on such a sad day.--[[User:Zdm|Zdm]] ([[User talk:Zdm|talk]]) 03:19, 13 March 2015 (UTC)

Copied from my FB page.
On the death of Sir Terry Pratchett, first thoughts. Having spent a lot of time trying to turn other people on to Terry and his writings and having gifted some of the most intelligent people I know copies of the books with notes attached saying "read this, you'll like it.".

Still feeling very sad as if a lot of colour has drained out of the world. Like many others, thinking he would "diminish" over a period of quite a few years. Sadly, the "diminishing" process appeared evident in his last few published books, as if he was, perhaps, creating a broad outline, filling in such detail as he could, but others (Rob Williams? Rhianna?) were completing the books. The Discworld story in "Science of Discworld 4" read as if other people had written it - the authentic Pratchett voice was missing, there were continuity problems with other books, and it read like second-division fanfic. That is, it told a good story, but the Pratchett voice and tone either weren't there or only intruded in ocassional flashes of the old brilliance.

"Unseen Academicals" was... well, Terry was in there. But it read as if at least one other writer was in there too. As well as all the continuity glitches concerning well-established characters and callbacks to previous books. Not that it wasn't good, but it could have been better.

I guess the next stage is going to be like it was with Tolkein - they'll milk unpublished writing and fragments for all they're worth (although Terry did once say he wanted all the files and hard drives wiped when he died, so nobody could come along and use him as a PhD thesis in literature). right down to, what did "Private Eye" once "publish", "The JRR Tolkein Laundry Lists" , or equivalent of.... a terribly sad morning.

And Jeremy Clarkson and Jeffrey Archer are both still alive... (unsigned comment by [[User:AgProv|AgProv]] 13 Mar 2015)

'''''“No one is actually dead until the ripples they cause in the world die away”''''' ({{RM}}) …(unsigned comment by [[User:AgProv|AgProv]] 14 Mar 2015)
:So, some thinkers and writers born more than two thousand years ago are not reslly "dead", let alone Chaucer, Shakespeare or Swift. This compels us to continue the wiki for a few hundred years, at least, in whatever form advancing technology dictates. --[[User:Old Dickens|Old Dickens]] ([[User talk:Old Dickens|talk]]) 01:11, 15 March 2015 (UTC)
::Absolutely! We're just lucky enough to have been around during his lifetime, to have enjoyed the books as they came out and be the ones to help keep the ball rolling, rather than having to look back in time to enjoy his works. I remember thinking, when first hearing that phrase, of the Ancient Egyptian philosophy which follows much the same lines (that memory grants immortality) - and still, ''well'' over 2000 years on we know so much of them, and they lacked the modern printing press, globalisation and internet we have now.
:: Besides, theres no reason why there might not be many further additions to make in future, especially if his daughter continues the series or if Narrativia manage to make more films or the rumored TV series [Mind drifts to Douglas Adams whose film of Hitchhikers Guide only managed to be progressed upon after his unfortunate passing].--[[User:GallifreyanWitch|Verity]] ([[User talk:GallifreyanWitch|talk]]) 17:24, 16 March 2015 (UTC)

just re-read [[Book:A Slip of the Keyboard]]. There's a bit where Terry relates a near-Death-experience he had on the operating table during what might have been a routine op to insert arterial stents. Apparently the surgeons had "fun and games" when a major artery started to spurt. This wasn't helped by Terry sitting up on the operating table and addressing an invisible presence, who apparently was {{death|offering him sandwiches}}. Did this make its way into the ham sandwich scene in {{W}}. and were sandwiches offered on a recent occasion? [[User:AgProv|AgProv]] ([[User talk:AgProv|talk]]) 23:03, 17 March 2015 (UTC)

A book I haven't gotten to myself and not well described in the wiki. I had no tendency to hallucinations when I got my stents (even the big one) and {{Death|death didn't seem interested}}.--[[User:Old Dickens|Old Dickens]] ([[User talk:Old Dickens|talk]]) 01:22, 18 March 2015 (UTC)

== ==
I do miss the User Merge and Delete. --[[User:Old Dickens|Old Dickens]] ([[User talk:Old Dickens|talk]]) 15:25, 3 April 2015 (UTC)

==Aaand, we're back!==
These short naps are great. --[[User:Old Dickens|Old Dickens]] ([[User talk:Old Dickens|talk]]) 23:05, 20 April 2015 (UTC)

==Milestone==
Somewhere in the next couple of months will be this wiki's tenth anniversary. The history being lost and uncertain anyway, in those days, it may be hard to pin down a date. I must ask [[User:Death|Death]] if he can recall or look up a day. Any other recollections? --[[User:Old Dickens|Old Dickens]] ([[User talk:Old Dickens|talk]]) 00:18, 24 April 2015 (UTC)

==clacks-overhead:GNU Terry Pratchett==
:I don't log on here very often, but ... Today I was starting to create a page about the website [http://www.gnuterrypratchett.com/ GNU Terry Pratchett], when I realized it should probably go in a non-canon namespace, such as "Meta" if there were one. This is as far as I got on it.
:'''Please advise:''' Where should I post it? I'd prefer to be answered by email, to the same user-ID at gmail.com.

Such articles on Roundworld subjects have always been in the main namespace: [[Alt.fan.pratchett]], various [[:Category:People|People]], etc. --[[User:Old Dickens|Old Dickens]] ([[User talk:Old Dickens|talk]]) 20:00, 13 June 2015 (UTC)
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After the death of his son [[John Dearheart|John]] while repairing a [[clacks]] tower, [[Robert Dearheart]], the inventor of the clacks system, arranged to [[John Dearheart#After his death|keep his name running continuously on the clacks]]: ''So as the name "John Dearheart" keeps going up and down the line, this tradition applies a kind of immortality as "a man is not dead while his name is still spoken".''

After [[Biography#Other_personal_facts|Sir Terry's death]] a number of fans decided (probably independently in several cases) to perpetuate his name in this way. [http://www.gnuterrypratchett.com/ GNU Terry Pratchett] gives information about doing so on many servers, platforms, services, etc. And here is a way to do it ''ad hoc'' (take out the hyphens from h-r-e-f):

<nowiki><a h-r-e-f="clacks-overhead:GNU Terry Pratchett">.</a></nowiki>

Insert this string into any HTML text and it will display as a single period ("full stop" to Terry's compatriots) with a hyperlink. The hyperlink is present but does not go anywhere, because
:The address wasn't understood
:[Your browser] doesn't know how to open this address, because one of the following protocols (clacks-overhead) isn't associated with any program or is not allowed in this context.

That code doesn't work on Mediawiki pages such as this wiki, apparently because the software sensibly but unfortunately checks for valid HTML protocols, such as ''http'', and rejects invalid ones like ''clacks-overhead''. But you can use this:

<nowiki>[http://clacks-overhead-GNU_Terry_Pratchett .]</nowiki>

This displays as
: [http://clacks-overhead-GNU_Terry_Pratchett .]

which is a formally valid hyperlink to a nonexistent server.
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==No Help==
[[Help:Editing]] has disappeared from the bottom of the edit page at some point. I don't see anything I can do about it. --[[User:Old Dickens|Old Dickens]] ([[User talk:Old Dickens|talk]]) 15:08, 28 August 2015 (UTC)

==Has our Favicon vanished?==
I don't know if anyone else is having this problem but on my computer the site's [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Favicon Favicon] seems to have disappeared into the Dungeon Dimensions. --[[User:Zdm|Zdm]] ([[User talk:Zdm|talk]]) 22:37, 9 September 2015 (UTC)
:Nope, still there in my Firefox, but I notice most of them are missing in Opera. What are you using? --[[User:Old Dickens|Old Dickens]] ([[User talk:Old Dickens|talk]]) 02:15, 10 September 2015 (UTC)
::I am using Chrome though I would seriously consider switching if it didn't mean I had to redo my folders of bookmarks. I'll try deleting the cache and see if that helps, if not oh well I can live without it. --[[User:Zdm|Zdm]] ([[User talk:Zdm|talk]]) 06:34, 10 September 2015 (UTC)
:::I just checked, when I took the place over I didn't receive a favicon.ico file. If any of you have it and can send it to me, I'll add it back. --[[User:Osiris|Osiris]] ([[User talk:Osiris|talk]]) 05:35, 1 December 2015 (UTC)
:Right...it's the same as ever in Firefox but doesn't show in my wife's Chrome on Win10. [http://lspace.org L-Space] ''does'', though, so you could probably get it from Leo. (A Google search for "favicons don't display..." brings up reams of stuff but I no spikka da langwich.) [[User:Old Dickens|Old Dickens]] ([[User talk:Old Dickens|talk]]) 18:26, 1 December 2015 (UTC)

==Maintenance==
I just moved a bunch of stuff around on the backend. Everything seems to be working but let me know if you find any issues. --[[User:Osiris|Osiris]] ([[User talk:Osiris|talk]]) 05:36, 1 December 2015 (UTC)