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		<id>http://wiki.osiris-web.com/index.php?title=Fizz&amp;diff=31210</id>
		<title>Fizz</title>
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		<updated>2020-10-02T22:26:57Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Braigwen: Fixed the fix of the formatting. One day I&amp;#039;ll get the hang of it&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Fizz was a political cartoonist for the [[Ankh-Morpork Times]]. &lt;br /&gt;
His depictions of [[Morporkia]] raise a manly sigh in many a patriotic breast. His depiction of [[Polly Perks]] raised an embarrassed red flush in hers. Which, being male, he doesn&#039;t have; honestly, it&#039;s just a figure of speech... &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Annotations ==&lt;br /&gt;
The long-lived satirical magazine &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;Punch&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;, in its nineteenth century heyday, employed a house cartoonist called &amp;quot;Phiz&amp;quot; which was short for &amp;quot;Phizzog&amp;quot;, which in its turn was short for &amp;quot;physiognomy&amp;quot;, or &amp;quot;facial likeness&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Punch&#039;&#039; was a patriotic British magazine which, while occasionally a source of embarrassment for British governments, soon became part of the Establishment. It faded and died in the late twentieth century under pressure from more genuinely satirical publications such as &#039;&#039;&amp;quot;Private Eye&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Both the cartoon in the frontispiece of {{MR}} and the general tone of the [[Ankh-Morpork Times]] are strongly reminiscent of the cartoon and written style of &#039;&#039;Punch&#039;&#039; in its Victorian heyday. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Discworld characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Discworld culture]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[de:Fizz]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Braigwen</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://wiki.osiris-web.com/index.php?title=Fizz&amp;diff=31209</id>
		<title>Fizz</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://wiki.osiris-web.com/index.php?title=Fizz&amp;diff=31209"/>
		<updated>2020-10-02T22:26:14Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Braigwen: Formatting&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Fizz was a political cartoonist for the [[Ankh-Morpork Times]]. &lt;br /&gt;
His depictions of [[Morporkia]] raise a manly sigh in many a patriotic breast. His depiction of [[Polly Perks]] raised an embarrassed red flush in hers. Which, being male, he doesn&#039;t have; honestly, it&#039;s just a figure of speech... &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Annotations ===&lt;br /&gt;
The long-lived satirical magazine &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;Punch&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;, in its nineteenth century heyday, employed a house cartoonist called &amp;quot;Phiz&amp;quot; which was short for &amp;quot;Phizzog&amp;quot;, which in its turn was short for &amp;quot;physiognomy&amp;quot;, or &amp;quot;facial likeness&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Punch&#039;&#039; was a patriotic British magazine which, while occasionally a source of embarrassment for British governments, soon became part of the Establishment. It faded and died in the late twentieth century under pressure from more genuinely satirical publications such as &#039;&#039;&amp;quot;Private Eye&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Both the cartoon in the frontispiece of {{MR}} and the general tone of the [[Ankh-Morpork Times]] are strongly reminiscent of the cartoon and written style of &#039;&#039;Punch&#039;&#039; in its Victorian heyday. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Discworld characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Discworld culture]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[de:Fizz]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Braigwen</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://wiki.osiris-web.com/index.php?title=Wuffles&amp;diff=31208</id>
		<title>Wuffles</title>
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		<updated>2020-10-02T22:20:54Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Braigwen: Fixed an accidental redlink; sorry!&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Wuffles&#039;&#039;&#039; was an extremely elderly wire-haired terrier, belonging to Lord [[Havelock Vetinari]].  Wuffles&#039;s fur was unkempt, and his teeth were broken. He had terrible halitosis, and spent much of his time sleeping deeply in a basket under [[Havelock Vetinari|Vetinari]]&#039;s desk, in the [[Oblong Office]]. Wuffles was a very old-fashioned dog; he thought of Lord Vetinari as his God. Wuffles was very loyal, and would attempt to bite anyone who was a threat to his God, even though his teeth had apparently not been much use for years. In the tradition of the best mystery novels, Wuffles, a dog who cannot communicate with humans in an ordinary fashion, was a key witness in a high-profile crime, in &#039;&#039;[[Book:The Truth|The Truth]]&#039;&#039;.  Vetinari had high-quality steak kept in the palace for Wuffles, who apparently ate better than his God.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Wuffles&#039;s first appearance was in &#039;&#039;[[Book:Sourcery|Sourcery]]&#039;&#039;, where his loyalty to Vetinari even extended to the Patrician&#039;s temporary conversion to the form of a yellow-green lizard in a jar. Both dog and lizard were hidden for safekeeping by the [[Librarian]].  He also played something of a major role, as Second Canine Lead, in {{TT}}.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In {{TT}}, as well as being the witness to a crime, Wuffles bit both [[Mr. Tulip]] and [[William de Worde]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The sad news to report is that sometime between the events narrated in {{TT}} and the start of {{MM}}, Wuffles was escorted to the place where all good and faithful dogs inevitably go for eternal walkies. It had to happen: In {{TT}} Wuffles was 16 years old, which would make him over 100 years old in human years (according to the very suspect &amp;quot;1 year = 7 dog years&amp;quot; model). No doubt part of his conversation with [[Gaspode]] (which Gaspode has left uninterpreted) would have been a litany of complaints that puppies don&#039;t show you the respect they used to, these squeaky toys are not a patch on the squeaky toys we used to have in my day, call this a bone?, and these modern dogs who don&#039;t think of their God as being a God, show him the appropriate respect, why don&#039;t you!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Wuffles did make one more brief appearance, in the illustration of Lord Vetinari from &#039;&#039;Where&#039;s My Cow?&#039;&#039;.  As this image is a product of Sam Vimes&#039; imagination, it does not necessarily prove that Wuffles was still alive at the time Vimes concocted his urbanized revision of the story.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
We are told in {{MM}} that Wuffles has been dead for over a year, and is buried in the Palace gardens where Vetinari (a man who normally shows no emotion) religiously visits the grave weekly to leave a favourite dog biscuit (one of [[Trucklement&#039;s Yummy Assortment]]. But &#039;&#039;never&#039;&#039; the yellow ones, as Wuffles hated those).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It is said that after the death of a favourite pet who is almost a family member, a decent length of time should be left before contemplating a replacement. After over a year without Wuffles, Vetinari is now at this point. Now get a copy of {{MM}} and read on...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Discworld characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Discworld Flora &amp;amp; Fauna]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[de:Wuffel]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Braigwen</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://wiki.osiris-web.com/index.php?title=Wuffles&amp;diff=31207</id>
		<title>Wuffles</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://wiki.osiris-web.com/index.php?title=Wuffles&amp;diff=31207"/>
		<updated>2020-10-02T22:19:59Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Braigwen: Grammar, accuracy, and added that he bit Tulip and William&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Wuffles&#039;&#039;&#039; was an extremely elderly wire-haired terrier, belonging to Lord [[Havelock Vetinari]].  Wuffles&#039;s fur was unkempt, and his teeth were broken. He had terrible halitosis, and spent much of his time sleeping deeply in a basket under [[Havelock Vetinari|Vetinari]]&#039;s desk, in the [[Oblong Office]]. Wuffles was a very old-fashioned dog; he thought of Lord Vetinari as his God. Wuffles was very loyal, and would attempt to bite anyone who was a threat to his God, even though his teeth had apparently not been much use for years. In the tradition of the best mystery novels, Wuffles, a dog who cannot communicate with humans in an ordinary fashion, was a key witness in a high-profile crime, in &#039;&#039;[[Book:The Truth|The Truth]]&#039;&#039;.  Vetinari had high-quality steak kept in the palace for Wuffles, who apparently ate better than his God.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Wuffles&#039;s first appearance was in &#039;&#039;[[Book:Sourcery|Sourcery]]&#039;&#039;, where his loyalty to Vetinari even extended to the Patrician&#039;s temporary conversion to the form of a yellow-green lizard in a jar. Both dog and lizard were hidden for safekeeping by the [[Librarian]].  He also played something of a major role, as Second Canine Lead, in {{TT}}.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In {{TT}}, as well as being the witness to a crime, Wuffles bit both [[Mr Tulip]] and [[William de Worde]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The sad news to report is that sometime between the events narrated in {{TT}} and the start of {{MM}}, Wuffles was escorted to the place where all good and faithful dogs inevitably go for eternal walkies. It had to happen: In {{TT}} Wuffles was 16 years old, which would make him over 100 years old in human years (according to the very suspect &amp;quot;1 year = 7 dog years&amp;quot; model). No doubt part of his conversation with [[Gaspode]] (which Gaspode has left uninterpreted) would have been a litany of complaints that puppies don&#039;t show you the respect they used to, these squeaky toys are not a patch on the squeaky toys we used to have in my day, call this a bone?, and these modern dogs who don&#039;t think of their God as being a God, show him the appropriate respect, why don&#039;t you!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Wuffles did make one more brief appearance, in the illustration of Lord Vetinari from &#039;&#039;Where&#039;s My Cow?&#039;&#039;.  As this image is a product of Sam Vimes&#039; imagination, it does not necessarily prove that Wuffles was still alive at the time Vimes concocted his urbanized revision of the story.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
We are told in {{MM}} that Wuffles has been dead for over a year, and is buried in the Palace gardens where Vetinari (a man who normally shows no emotion) religiously visits the grave weekly to leave a favourite dog biscuit (one of [[Trucklement&#039;s Yummy Assortment]]. But &#039;&#039;never&#039;&#039; the yellow ones, as Wuffles hated those).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It is said that after the death of a favourite pet who is almost a family member, a decent length of time should be left before contemplating a replacement. After over a year without Wuffles, Vetinari is now at this point. Now get a copy of {{MM}} and read on...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Discworld characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Discworld Flora &amp;amp; Fauna]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[de:Wuffel]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Braigwen</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://wiki.osiris-web.com/index.php?title=User:Braigwen&amp;diff=31206</id>
		<title>User:Braigwen</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://wiki.osiris-web.com/index.php?title=User:Braigwen&amp;diff=31206"/>
		<updated>2020-10-02T22:12:40Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Braigwen: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;* Name: Braigwen&lt;br /&gt;
* Species:  after hearing evidence from a number of experts, including Mrs Slipdry the midwife, on the balance of probability a human being&lt;br /&gt;
* Gender: a w- [comic interruption]&lt;br /&gt;
* Somewhat dead horse of Wiki-work: being dutifully beaten&lt;br /&gt;
* Favorite character: Havelock Vetinari&lt;br /&gt;
* Character most similar to: likely Rufus Drumknott&lt;br /&gt;
* Guilty of: Loitering&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Lady Margolotta as Temperance (Tarot).png|thumb]]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Braigwen</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://wiki.osiris-web.com/index.php?title=God_of_Watchmen&amp;diff=31205</id>
		<title>God of Watchmen</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://wiki.osiris-web.com/index.php?title=God_of_Watchmen&amp;diff=31205"/>
		<updated>2020-10-02T22:10:50Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Braigwen: A quick edit to make it accurate; precursor of a proper overhaul edit at a later date&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;The God of Watchmen is a hypothetical deity who gives patronage to Watchmen - that is, watches the Watchmen.  It is not known if this deity exists.  In [[Guards! Guards!]] [[Samuel Vimes]] remarks that &#039;You get gods for every other profession; heroes, thieves, assassins and ladies of the night, but not watchmen.  Probably not flash enough for them.&#039; In addition, [[Carrot Ironfoundersson]] said in [[The Last Hero]] &#039;Coppers are too suspicious to trust anything that claims to be a God of them&#039;. There is, however, the [[Summoning Dark]]. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Supernatural entities]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Braigwen</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://wiki.osiris-web.com/index.php?title=User:Braigwen&amp;diff=31204</id>
		<title>User:Braigwen</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://wiki.osiris-web.com/index.php?title=User:Braigwen&amp;diff=31204"/>
		<updated>2020-10-02T02:42:57Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Braigwen: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;* Name: Braigwen&lt;br /&gt;
* Species:  after hearing evidence from a number of experts, including Mrs Slipdry the midwife,&lt;br /&gt;
on the balance of probability a human being&lt;br /&gt;
* Gender: a w- [comic interruption]&lt;br /&gt;
* Somewhat dead horse of Wiki-work: being dutifully beaten&lt;br /&gt;
* Favorite character: Havelock Vetinari&lt;br /&gt;
* Character most similar to: likely Rufus Drumknott&lt;br /&gt;
* Guilty of: Loitering&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Braigwen</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://wiki.osiris-web.com/index.php?title=User:Braigwen&amp;diff=31203</id>
		<title>User:Braigwen</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://wiki.osiris-web.com/index.php?title=User:Braigwen&amp;diff=31203"/>
		<updated>2020-10-02T02:41:55Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Braigwen: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;* Name: Braigwen&lt;br /&gt;
* Species:  after hearing evidence from a number of experts, including Mrs Slipdry the midwife,&lt;br /&gt;
on the balance of probability a human being&lt;br /&gt;
* Gender: a w-&lt;br /&gt;
* Somewhat dead horse of Wiki-work: being dutifully beaten&lt;br /&gt;
* Favorite character: Havelock Vetinari&lt;br /&gt;
* Character most similar to: likely Rufus Drumknott&lt;br /&gt;
* Guilty of: Loitering&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Braigwen</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://wiki.osiris-web.com/index.php?title=Molly&amp;diff=31201</id>
		<title>Molly</title>
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		<updated>2020-10-01T21:50:12Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Braigwen: Grammar (removed a comma in the character profile template)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{Character Data&lt;br /&gt;
|title= Queen Molly&lt;br /&gt;
|photo=Blank.jpg| &lt;br /&gt;
|name= Molly&lt;br /&gt;
|age= &lt;br /&gt;
|race= Human&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|occupation= Beggar&lt;br /&gt;
|appearance= warty, frizzled sticky hair, tattered [[Velvet Gown|velvet gown]] &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|residence= [[Beggars&#039; Guild]], [[Ankh-Morpork]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|death= &lt;br /&gt;
|parents= &lt;br /&gt;
|relatives= &lt;br /&gt;
|children= &lt;br /&gt;
|marital status= &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|books= {{MAA}}&lt;br /&gt;
|cameos= {{FOC}}&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The current Queen of the [[Beggars&#039; Guild]]. Wears tattered old dresses and, because of the Guild&#039;s charter, a tattered [[Velvet Gown|velvet gown]]. She has warts with their own sub-warts on them and hair that Sergeant [[Angua von &amp;amp;Uuml;berwald]] thought of as &#039;looking as though it had been permed by a hurricane with treacle on its fingers.&#039; As befitting her position, she is required to beg others for the most extravagant goods, though even with her sheer hideousness few people are prepared to hand over a sixteen-room mansion to a beggar.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Her first horribly disfigured appearance is in {{MAA}}, where her personal chambermaid [[Lettice Knibbs]] is killed in a case of mistaken identity when she tries on her employer&#039;s signature velvet gown.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Despite her appearance (and smell) she is a sharp woman who knows what&#039;s going on in the street and seems to genuinely support Lord [[Havelock Vetinari]]. In {{FOC}} she disdains the attempts by the other guild leaders to relieve Vetinari of his duties when he falls ill from arsenic poisoning, and warns [[Sam Vimes]] to watch his back against any attempts to frame him for Vetinari&#039;s poisoning. During the events of {{TT}} she is one of the few guild leaders who votes to adjourn rather than select the new Patrician, along with Mrs. [[Rosemary Palm]] of the [[Seamstresses&#039; Guild]], Mrs. Manger of the Launderers&#039; Guild, and Miss [[Dixie &amp;quot;Va Va&amp;quot; Voom]] of the [[Guild of Ectysiasts, Nautchers, Cancanieres and Exponents of Exotic Dance]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Discworld characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Human characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&lt;br /&gt;
[[de:Molly (Bettlergilde)]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Braigwen</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://wiki.osiris-web.com/index.php?title=Talk:God_of_Watchmen&amp;diff=31200</id>
		<title>Talk:God of Watchmen</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://wiki.osiris-web.com/index.php?title=Talk:God_of_Watchmen&amp;diff=31200"/>
		<updated>2020-10-01T19:19:33Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Braigwen: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;I would argue that there is &#039;&#039;probably&#039;&#039; no god of Watchmen, as opposed to the page&#039;s current blanket &#039;no god of Watchmen,&#039; as Vimes&#039; initial statement was that there are &#039;probably&#039; no such deity, unless I misrecall. --[[User:Braigwen|Braigwen]] ([[User talk:Braigwen|talk]]) 02:04, 1 October 2020 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Yes, it could be written better. Who will take up the task? --[[User:Old Dickens|Old Dickens]] ([[User talk:Old Dickens|talk]]) 04:25, 1 October 2020 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::I will, unless you&#039;ve an objection? --[[User:Braigwen|Braigwen]] ([[User talk:Braigwen|talk]]) 19:19, 1 October 2020 (UTC)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Braigwen</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://wiki.osiris-web.com/index.php?title=Margolotta&amp;diff=31197</id>
		<title>Margolotta</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://wiki.osiris-web.com/index.php?title=Margolotta&amp;diff=31197"/>
		<updated>2020-10-01T02:08:31Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Braigwen: Added a missing umlaut to &amp;#039;Überwald&amp;#039; in userbox.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{Character Data&lt;br /&gt;
|title= Lady Margolotta&lt;br /&gt;
|photo=Lady Margolotta as Temperance (Tarot).png&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|name= Margolotta Amaya Katerina Assumpta Crassina Von Überwald (this being the thus far revealed short form, the long form requires 4 pages)&lt;br /&gt;
|age= several hundred; in appearance, fortyish&lt;br /&gt;
|race= [[Vampires|Vampire]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|occupation= politician&lt;br /&gt;
|appearance= not very tall, attractive (in a slightly fussy sort of way) with dark hair.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|residence= [[Bonk]], [[&amp;amp;Uuml;berwald]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|death= not likely&lt;br /&gt;
|parents= &lt;br /&gt;
|relatives= &lt;br /&gt;
|children=&lt;br /&gt;
|marital status= single (as far as we know)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|books= {{T5E}}, {{UA}} , {{RS}}&lt;br /&gt;
|cameos= (mention) {{TT}}, {{GP}}, {{MM}}, {{SN}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Lady Margolotta&#039;&#039;&#039; is a wealthy noblewoman living in an appropriate castle near [[Bonk]], in [[&amp;amp;Uuml;berwald]]. Oh, and she&#039;s a [[vampires|Vampire]], a [[Black Ribbon|Black Ribboner]], a member of the [[Überwald League of Temperance]] (she is in fact one of the founding members). She may sport a pink jumper (with embroidered bats) ({{TFE}}), though if the remarks of [[Nutt]] are accurate she also owns a dress made largely of leather and rubber, and owns a small dog that looks more like a rat. Her coach is entirely black, with black glass in the windows, black horses with black plumes, and no driver. [[Samuel Vimes]] also noted that she &amp;quot;looked like someone&#039;s mother&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The castle where she lives has architecture described as &amp;quot;being influenced by fairytales and the more decorative form of cake&amp;quot; and could be a parody of Roundworld&#039;s {{wp|Neuschwanstein castle|Neuschwanstein Castle}}, (the building of which drove a King of Bavaria to insanity and bankruptcy).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
She seems to be a leading political influence across the empires, nations and city-states of the Discworld. [[Havelock Vetinari|Lord Vetinari]], [[Ankh-Morpork]]&#039;s current [[Patrician]], spent some time with her during his [[Grand Sneer]] (and escape from [[Snapcase]]&#039;s Ankh-Morpork) apparently laying most of the groundwork for his own rise to power. Margolotta claims to have learned a lot, especially about manipulation, from Vetinari who had graduated from the [[Assassins&#039; Guild|Assassins&#039; Guild]] some time before starting on his trip.&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;1&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Margolotta was a patron of [[William de Worde]]&#039;s newsletter before he founded the [[Ankh-Morpork Times]] and she apparently maintains many such sources around the Disc. With a Vampire&#039;s power of persuasion and attention to detail, she&#039;s always on top of the political situation, at least across Überwald and the Sto Plains, influencing it subtly and slowly (Vampires have &#039;&#039;lots&#039;&#039; of time). We know that Black Ribboners &amp;quot;switch&amp;quot; their craving for blood to something else and Lady Margolotta now craves control over people. You have been warned.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
She appears to be an older and distinguished vampire, having 4 pages in the [[Almanack de Gothic]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lady Margolotta appears in {{T5E}} and {{UA}}, and is casually mentioned by Vetinari several times in the novels between the two.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;1&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;There is some doubt about the date of Vetinari&#039;s graduation: he may have returned to graduate in [[1968 UC]], when it became safe.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Recurring speculation==&lt;br /&gt;
It is rumoured that Lady Margolotta has a ... relationship with Lord Vetinari. The text, however, doesn&#039;t seem to mention anything beyond political cooperation and a longstanding [[Thud]] rivalry. They may, as powerful and feared heads of state, be each other&#039;s only friends.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[category:Discworld characters|Margolotta, Lady]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[category:Supporting characters|Margolotta, Lady]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Undead characters|Margolotta, Lady]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&lt;br /&gt;
[[de:Margolotta Amaya Katerina Assumpta Crassina von &amp;amp;Uuml;berwald]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Braigwen</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://wiki.osiris-web.com/index.php?title=Talk:God_of_Watchmen&amp;diff=31196</id>
		<title>Talk:God of Watchmen</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://wiki.osiris-web.com/index.php?title=Talk:God_of_Watchmen&amp;diff=31196"/>
		<updated>2020-10-01T02:04:58Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Braigwen: Sorry, added signature&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;I would argue that there is &#039;&#039;probably&#039;&#039; no god of Watchmen, as opposed to the page&#039;s current blanket &#039;no god of Watchmen,&#039; as Vimes&#039; initial statement was that there are &#039;probably&#039; no such deity, unless I misrecall. --[[User:Braigwen|Braigwen]] ([[User talk:Braigwen|talk]]) 02:04, 1 October 2020 (UTC)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Braigwen</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://wiki.osiris-web.com/index.php?title=Talk:God_of_Watchmen&amp;diff=31195</id>
		<title>Talk:God of Watchmen</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://wiki.osiris-web.com/index.php?title=Talk:God_of_Watchmen&amp;diff=31195"/>
		<updated>2020-10-01T02:04:29Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Braigwen: Created page with &amp;quot;I would argue that there is &amp;#039;&amp;#039;probably&amp;#039;&amp;#039; no god of Watchmen, as opposed to the page&amp;#039;s current blanket &amp;#039;no god of Watchmen,&amp;#039; as Vimes&amp;#039; initial statement was that there are &amp;#039;pro...&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;I would argue that there is &#039;&#039;probably&#039;&#039; no god of Watchmen, as opposed to the page&#039;s current blanket &#039;no god of Watchmen,&#039; as Vimes&#039; initial statement was that there are &#039;probably&#039; no such deity, unless I misrecall.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Braigwen</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://wiki.osiris-web.com/index.php?title=Shatta&amp;diff=31194</id>
		<title>Shatta</title>
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		<updated>2020-10-01T01:58:15Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Braigwen: Corrected grammr, and added more information.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;A Dwarven shop in an unlikely location (the [[Maul]]), owned and run by an extremely unlikely pair, Madame [[Sharn]] and [[Pepe]], and the unwitting birthplace of [[Jewels]].  Shatta has hosted a fashion show, and its wares are almost certainly very expensive.&lt;br /&gt;
In Dwarfish &#039;&#039;&#039;Shatta&#039;&#039;&#039; apparently translates to &amp;quot;A Wonderful Surprise&amp;quot; but it sends two signals to speakers of Morporkian: one resonating with &amp;quot;Shatter&amp;quot; and one less salubrious and a bit more scatological...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Locations]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Ankh-Morpork Businesses]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Braigwen</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://wiki.osiris-web.com/index.php?title=Margolotta&amp;diff=31192</id>
		<title>Margolotta</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://wiki.osiris-web.com/index.php?title=Margolotta&amp;diff=31192"/>
		<updated>2020-09-30T04:16:21Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Braigwen: Added image.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{Character Data&lt;br /&gt;
|title= Lady Margolotta&lt;br /&gt;
|photo=&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Lady Margolotta as Temperance (Tarot).png|thumb]]&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|name= Margolotta Amaya Katerina Assumpta Crassina Von Uberwald (this being the thus far revealed short form, the long form requires 4 pages)&lt;br /&gt;
|age= several hundred; in appearance, fortyish&lt;br /&gt;
|race= [[Vampires|Vampire]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|occupation= politician&lt;br /&gt;
|appearance= not very tall, attractive (in a slightly fussy sort of way) with dark hair.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|residence= [[Bonk]], [[&amp;amp;Uuml;berwald]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|death= not likely&lt;br /&gt;
|parents= &lt;br /&gt;
|relatives= &lt;br /&gt;
|children=&lt;br /&gt;
|marital status= single (as far as we know)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|books= {{T5E}}, {{UA}} , {{RS}}&lt;br /&gt;
|cameos= (mention) {{TT}}, {{GP}}, {{MM}}, {{SN}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Lady Margolotta&#039;&#039;&#039; is a wealthy noblewoman living in an appropriate castle near [[Bonk]], in [[&amp;amp;Uuml;berwald]]. Oh, and she&#039;s a [[vampires|Vampire]], a [[Black Ribbon|Black Ribboner]], a member of the [[Überwald League of Temperance]] (she is in fact one of the founding members). She may sport a pink jumper (with embroidered bats) ({{TFE}}), though if the remarks of [[Nutt]] are accurate she also owns a dress made largely of leather and rubber, and owns a small dog that looks more like a rat. Her coach is entirely black, with black glass in the windows, black horses with black plumes, and no driver. [[Samuel Vimes]] also noted that she &amp;quot;looked like someone&#039;s mother&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The castle where she lives has architecture described as &amp;quot;being influenced by fairytales and the more decorative form of cake&amp;quot; and could be a parody of Roundworld&#039;s {{wp|Neuschwanstein castle|Neuschwanstein Castle}}, (the building of which drove a King of Bavaria to insanity and bankruptcy).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
She seems to be a leading political influence across the empires, nations and city-states of the Discworld. [[Havelock Vetinari|Lord Vetinari]], [[Ankh-Morpork]]&#039;s current [[Patrician]], spent some time with her during his [[Grand Sneer]] (and escape from [[Snapcase]]&#039;s Ankh-Morpork) apparently laying most of the groundwork for his own rise to power. Margolotta claims to have learned a lot, especially about manipulation, from Vetinari who had graduated from the [[Assassins&#039; Guild|Assassins&#039; Guild]] some time before starting on his trip.&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;1&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Margolotta was a patron of [[William de Worde]]&#039;s newsletter before he founded the [[Ankh-Morpork Times]] and she apparently maintains many such sources around the Disc. With a Vampire&#039;s power of persuasion and attention to detail, she&#039;s always on top of the political situation, at least across Überwald and the Sto Plains, influencing it subtly and slowly (Vampires have &#039;&#039;lots&#039;&#039; of time). We know that Black Ribboners &amp;quot;switch&amp;quot; their craving for blood to something else and Lady Margolotta now craves control over people. You have been warned.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
She appears to be an older and distinguished vampire, having 4 pages in the [[Almanack de Gothic]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lady Margolotta appears in {{T5E}} and {{UA}}, and is casually mentioned by Vetinari several times in the novels between the two.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;1&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;There is some doubt about the date of Vetinari&#039;s graduation: he may have returned to graduate in [[1968 UC]], when it became safe.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Recurring speculation==&lt;br /&gt;
It is rumoured that Lady Margolotta has a ... relationship with Lord Vetinari. The text, however, doesn&#039;t seem to mention anything beyond political cooperation and a longstanding [[Thud]] rivalry. They may, as powerful and feared heads of state, be each other&#039;s only friends.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[category:Discworld characters|Margolotta, Lady]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[category:Supporting characters|Margolotta, Lady]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Undead characters|Margolotta, Lady]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&lt;br /&gt;
[[de:Margolotta Amaya Katerina Assumpta Crassina von &amp;amp;Uuml;berwald]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Braigwen</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://wiki.osiris-web.com/index.php?title=File:Lady_Margolotta_as_Temperance_(Tarot).png&amp;diff=31191</id>
		<title>File:Lady Margolotta as Temperance (Tarot).png</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://wiki.osiris-web.com/index.php?title=File:Lady_Margolotta_as_Temperance_(Tarot).png&amp;diff=31191"/>
		<updated>2020-09-30T04:14:01Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Braigwen: A digital colored drawing of Lady Margolotta as the tarot card Temperance. She is drawn with long hair and is wearing a black skirt, a pink sweater, and a pinker cardigan with little bats.  She is pouring blood from one chalice, where it is landing as...&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;A digital colored drawing of Lady Margolotta as the tarot card Temperance. She is drawn with long hair and is wearing a black skirt, a pink sweater, and a pinker cardigan with little bats.  She is pouring blood from one chalice, where it is landing as water on another. On the left in the background is her castle, and on the right is a clacks tower. This drawing was made by the uploader (Braigwen).&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Braigwen</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://wiki.osiris-web.com/index.php?title=Follett&amp;diff=31190</id>
		<title>Follett</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://wiki.osiris-web.com/index.php?title=Follett&amp;diff=31190"/>
		<updated>2020-09-30T04:02:31Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Braigwen: Fixed some formatting I messed up&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{Character Data&lt;br /&gt;
|title= Doctor&lt;br /&gt;
|photo=&lt;br /&gt;
|age= &lt;br /&gt;
|race= Human&lt;br /&gt;
|occupation= Master of the Assassins&#039; Guild&lt;br /&gt;
|appearance= had remarkable hair; as an Assassin,wore black&lt;br /&gt;
|residence= &lt;br /&gt;
|death= &lt;br /&gt;
|parents= &lt;br /&gt;
|relatives= [&lt;br /&gt;
|children= &lt;br /&gt;
|marital status= &lt;br /&gt;
|books= {{NW}}&lt;br /&gt;
|cameos= &lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dr. Follett&#039;&#039;&#039; was the head of the [[Assassins&#039; Guild]] at the the time of the [[Glorious Revolution]]. He was also, rather unusually for an Assassin, involved in the conspiracy to remove Lord [[Winder]]. Normally, Assassins are loyal to whomsoever pays them until the contract is fulfilled and take no interest in politics unless paid. He may have been paid, though [[Roberta Meserole|Madam]] was central to the plot, and she was very persuasive in those days.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He has a fine head for champagne, marvelous hair (&amp;quot;Is it is own?&amp;quot; Madam inquires of [[Vetinari|her nephew]]) and plays a mean lute. Or did. This time-travel thing buggers up one&#039;s tenses!  He was known by some of his students as &amp;quot;old Folly&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Annotation==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The name Follett was bestowed upon the character by a process called &#039;&#039;&amp;quot;[[Tuckerization]]&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;. For a (large) sum of money to charity, one can buy oneself into a book. With the magnificent sum of £2,200, which went to the [http://www.torturecare.org.uk/ Medical Foundation for the Care of Victims of Torture], the best-selling novelist {{wp|Ken_Follett|Ken Follett}} was the highest bidder at a charity auction and thus bequeathed his name to the Doctor.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The name &amp;quot;Tuckerization&amp;quot; is after the SF writer {{wp|Wilson Tucker|Wilson Tucker}}, who used to include his friends - or at least their names - in his stories.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Discworld characters]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Braigwen</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://wiki.osiris-web.com/index.php?title=Follett&amp;diff=31189</id>
		<title>Follett</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://wiki.osiris-web.com/index.php?title=Follett&amp;diff=31189"/>
		<updated>2020-09-30T04:01:02Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Braigwen: Added character profile + nickname&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{Character Data&lt;br /&gt;
|title= Doctor&lt;br /&gt;
|name= Doctor Follett&lt;br /&gt;
|race= Human&lt;br /&gt;
|occupation= Master of the Assassins&#039; Guild&lt;br /&gt;
|appearance= had remarkable hair; as an Assassin,wore black&lt;br /&gt;
|books= {{NW}}&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dr. Follett&#039;&#039;&#039; was the head of the [[Assassins&#039; Guild]] at the the time of the [[Glorious Revolution]]. He was also, rather unusually for an Assassin, involved in the conspiracy to remove Lord [[Winder]]. Normally, Assassins are loyal to whomsoever pays them until the contract is fulfilled and take no interest in politics unless paid. He may have been paid, though [[Roberta Meserole|Madam]] was central to the plot, and she was very persuasive in those days.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He has a fine head for champagne, marvelous hair (&amp;quot;Is it is own?&amp;quot; Madam inquires of [[Vetinari|her nephew]]) and plays a mean lute. Or did. This time-travel thing buggers up one&#039;s tenses!  He was known by some of his students as &amp;quot;old Folly&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Annotation==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The name Follett was bestowed upon the character by a process called &#039;&#039;&amp;quot;[[Tuckerization]]&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;. For a (large) sum of money to charity, one can buy oneself into a book. With the magnificent sum of £2,200, which went to the [http://www.torturecare.org.uk/ Medical Foundation for the Care of Victims of Torture], the best-selling novelist {{wp|Ken_Follett|Ken Follett}} was the highest bidder at a charity auction and thus bequeathed his name to the Doctor.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The name &amp;quot;Tuckerization&amp;quot; is after the SF writer {{wp|Wilson Tucker|Wilson Tucker}}, who used to include his friends - or at least their names - in his stories.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Discworld characters]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Braigwen</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://wiki.osiris-web.com/index.php?title=User:Braigwen&amp;diff=31188</id>
		<title>User:Braigwen</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://wiki.osiris-web.com/index.php?title=User:Braigwen&amp;diff=31188"/>
		<updated>2020-09-30T03:53:37Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Braigwen: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;* Name: Braigwen&lt;br /&gt;
* Species: probably human&lt;br /&gt;
* Gender: a w-&lt;br /&gt;
* Somewhat dead horse of Wiki-work: being dutifully beaten&lt;br /&gt;
* Favorite character: Havelock Vetinari&lt;br /&gt;
* Character most similar to: likely Rufus Drumknott&lt;br /&gt;
* Guilty of: Loitering&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Braigwen</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://wiki.osiris-web.com/index.php?title=User:Braigwen&amp;diff=31187</id>
		<title>User:Braigwen</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://wiki.osiris-web.com/index.php?title=User:Braigwen&amp;diff=31187"/>
		<updated>2020-09-30T03:52:49Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Braigwen: Created page with &amp;quot;Name: Braigwen Species: probably human Gender: a w- Somewhat dead horse of Wiki-work: being dutifully beaten Favorite character: Havelock Vetinari Character most similar to: l...&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Name: Braigwen&lt;br /&gt;
Species: probably human&lt;br /&gt;
Gender: a w-&lt;br /&gt;
Somewhat dead horse of Wiki-work: being dutifully beaten&lt;br /&gt;
Favorite character: Havelock Vetinari&lt;br /&gt;
Character most similar to: likely Rufus Drumknott&lt;br /&gt;
Guilty of: Loitering&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Braigwen</name></author>
	</entry>
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