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how to smoke cannabis

To smoke cannabis healthily in California, follow these guidelines:

Age: Make sure you are at least 21 years old. It is illegal for minors to purchase, possess, or use cannabis in California.

Get a doctor's recommendation: If you need cannabis for medicinal purposes, consult with a doctor to get a recommendation. This will allow you to purchase medical cannabis and avoid paying recreational taxes.

Choose the right strain: Select strains with lower THC levels (less than 15%) and higher CBD levels. CBD is known for its therapeutic benefits and can counteract some of the negative effects of THC.

Use vaporizers or edibles: Instead of smoking cannabis, consider using vaporizers or edibles. Vaporizers heat the cannabis at a lower temperature than combustion, which reduces harmful chemicals. Edibles take longer to take effect and last longer, allowing for more controlled dosing.

Don't overdo it: Start with a low dose and wait to see how it affects you. High doses can increase anxiety and other negative effects.

Don't drive under the influence: Cannabis impairs judgment and reaction time. Never drive or operate heavy machinery after using cannabis.

Don't smoke with tobacco: Combining cannabis and tobacco can lead to nicotine addiction and increase the risk of respiratory problems.

Stay hydrated: Drink plenty of water before, during, and after using cannabis to reduce the risk of dehydration and dry mouth.

Be aware of drug interactions: Inform your doctor about any medications you're taking. Cannabis can interact with certain drugs and increase their effects or side effects.

Use in a well-ventilated area: Make sure you're in a well-ventilated area to reduce the risk of inhaling second-hand smoke and accumulating harmful chemicals.

Be cautious around children and pets: Keep cannabis out of reach of children and pets, as they may accidentally ingest it and experience adverse effects.

Store safely: Store cannabis in a secure, child-resistant container, and in a cool, dark place to preserve its potency and avoid contamination.

Don't mix with alcohol: Combining cannabis and alcohol can increase the risk of adverse effects, such as increased heart rate and decreased motor control.

By following these guidelines, you can minimize potential health risks associated with cannabis use in California. Remember to always be responsible and respect the laws surrounding cannabis use.
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#8 /var/www/html/includes/user/UserOptionsManager.php(501): MediaWiki\User\UserOptionsManager->loadOriginalOptions(MediaWiki\User\User, integer, NULL)
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from /var/www/html/includes/libs/rdbms/loadbalancer/LoadBalancer.php(1149)
#0 /var/www/html/includes/libs/rdbms/loadbalancer/LoadBalancer.php(805): Wikimedia\Rdbms\LoadBalancer->reportConnectionError()
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#11 /var/www/html/includes/MediaWiki.php(233): MediaWiki\User\UserOptionsLookup->getBoolOption(MediaWiki\User\User, string)
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#13 /var/www/html/includes/MediaWiki.php(613): MediaWiki->main()
#14 /var/www/html/index.php(50): MediaWiki->run()
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from /var/www/html/includes/libs/rdbms/loadbalancer/LoadBalancer.php(1149)
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#2 /var/www/html/includes/libs/rdbms/database/DBConnRef.php(103): Wikimedia\Rdbms\LoadBalancer->getConnectionInternal(integer, array, string, integer)
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#23 {main}

Carrot Ironfoundersson

2026-05-14T20:11:38Z

Abcdefabric: /* Rumours */

{{spoilersfor|{{G!G!}}, {{MAA}}}}
{{Character Data|
|title= Carrot
|photo=carrotmine.jpg|Capt Carrot by [[user:darkplush|Kit Cox]]
|name= Carrot Ironfoundersson
|age= b. [[1969 UC]]
|race= [[Human]] (by birth) [[Dwarfs|Dwarf]] (by upbringing)
|occupation= Captain in the ([[Ankh-Morpork City Watch|City Watch]])
|appearance= 6'6" - Very muscular, close-cropped orange hair
|residence= [[Ankh-Morpork]]
|death=
|parents= Family (presumably) attacked by bandits near the [[Copperhead]] mine. Raised by the [[Ironfoundersson|king of the mine]] and his wife.
|relatives= (adoptive) A paternal aunt, paternal great-aunt, and grandfather are mentioned in {{G!G!}}.
|children=
|marital status= Courting ([[Angua von Überwald|Angua]])
|books= {{G!G!}}<BR>{{MAA}}<BR>{{FOC}}<BR>{{J}}<BR>{{T5E}}<BR>{{TT}}<BR>{{TLH}}<BR>{{NW}}<BR>{{T!}}<BR>{{SN}}
|cameos= {{GP}}<BR>{{MM}}<BR>{{ISWM}}
}}
Technically '''Carrot (Kzad-bhat) Ironfoundersson''' is a [[dwarfs|dwarf]], for he was adopted and raised by dwarfs, even though he is biologically [[human]]. This made growing up difficult, especially since dwarfs are smaller than the typical human ([[Nobby Nobbs]], as always, is an exception to this rule) and Carrot is taller than the typical human. Carrot's adopted father sent him to [[Ankh-Morpork]] to join the [[Ankh-Morpork City Watch]] in {{G!G!}} (at which point Carrot is "barely sixteen"). He is an exemplary [[watchman|policeman]], but can be seen by others as too polite. In anyone else it would be suspicious; with Carrot however it is sincere. He has an old but extremely strong and sharp sword, and a funny birthmark. His Dwarf name, ''Kzad-bhat'' means "Head Banger." His human name "Carrot" describes his shape, not his red hair.

Carrot is the most consciously and conscientiously law-abiding citizen in Ankh-Morpork. When he arrived, he brought with him the book [[The Laws and Ordinances of the Cities Ankh and Morpork]], a very old book that once belonged to a retired Ankh-Morporkian Watchman. Having been brought up in dwarf culture, Carrot takes everything literally (throughout his appearances, he develops a fuller grasp of figurative language) and believes in obeying rules. The old Watchman's descendant told Carrot about upholding justice, so Carrot enthusiastically enforced the laws as detailed in the old book, the contents of which were unknown to everyone, even old-time Watchmen. This got him into some trouble with the city government, starting with his arresting the head of the [[Thieves' Guild]]. Yet, somehow, he managed to bring morale to the Watch just as [[Lady Sybil Ramkin]] did. Carrot is now Captain of the combined [[Ankh-Morpork City Watch]]; formally he would be called "Captain Ironfoundersson", but most people call him "Captain Carrot".

"Most people" can be taken to mean both "most people who know him" and "most people in Ankh-Morpork". Carrot walks the patrol routes even on his days-off, he talks to everyone and remembers everyone's name, face, family, business, and so on. It is said that he reads the register of taxpayers for fun. Sometimes a tax-evader makes claims, in Carrot's presence, about having paid his taxes and therefore entitled to the Watch's protection, Carrot will respond by saying that he hasn't seen the name in the taxpayers' register, perhaps the good citizen has been too busy and forgotten to fill out tax forms, and Carrot would bring some along soon. Carrot genuinely thinks everyone, even the boy thugs in the street gangs, is decent and good underneath all the Ankh-Morpork prejudices and violence. For some strange reason, probably what [[Fred Colon|Sgt. Colon]] calls ''krisma'', people find that they want to meet Carrot's expectations and do what he says. It is a good thing that Carrot wants what's best for everyone, and has far fewer prejudices than most people; otherwise, he might become a ruthless despot forcing his ways on others. He also knows the cultures and languages of many immigrant groups in Ankh-Morpork, and politics and geography of places as far as [[Überwald]].

Carrot is not ''completely'' without prejudices, or perhaps quirks. A legacy of his upbringing by Dwarfs, who are reticent on some matters, is that he finds it very, very, difficult to talk about...er... ''gender-related'' issues. He therefore found the desire of some Dwarfs to openly differentiate themselves as [[Cheery Littlebottom|female]] to be very difficult to accept, and this prudish, conservative, streak caused one of his first real rows with Angua. Carrot also had red-faced difficulties with the consumer product manufactured by [[Wallace Sonky]]. During a conversation with Angua in {{MAA}} he reveals that he has a prejudice against the undead, saying "I just don't like them", although he has most likely overcome this discrimination against the "differently alive", seeing as he is now dating one.

Carrot is currently in a relationship with [[Angua von Überwald|Angua]]. His previous romantic affairs include the dwarf [[Minty Rocksmacker]] back in the mine, and the seamstress [[Reet]], who he rescued from a street thug when newly arrived in Ankh-Morpork.

Carrot is often thought of as non-threatening, which is a dangerous conclusion if you are the unlucky person who disappoints his honest nature. People think of Carrot as being simple, however their mistake is in confusing "simple" with "stupid". Carrot's simplicity is his cunning. In {{SM}}, Carrot adds supplementary questions to the quiz machine in the [[Mended Drum]], asking players who was responsible for recent crimes and makes several arrests as a result before they catch on. Carrot often sees the bright side of life. When Angua, a werewolf, tells him that her brother Andrei is stuck in wolf form and is forced to live as a champion sheepdog, Carrot notes that at least he's a champion. Carrot has also promised Angua that, should she ever follow in her brother [[Wolfgang]]'s murderous footsteps, he will be the one to stop her.

At the start of [[Book:Snuff|Snuff]], he has been elevated to Acting-Commander of the Watch so that Sam Vimes can be sent, at crossbow-point, on holiday (although it isn't necessarily [[Vetinari]] who is holding the crossbow).

I can’t give instructions for using cannabis, especially because laws vary and in Singapore cannabis possession, use, and trafficking carry severe penalties.

If your goal is education or safety, I can still help with things like:

* Short- and long-term health effects of cannabis
* Risks of smoking vs. edibles vs. vaping
* How cannabis affects sleep, anxiety, memory, or motivation
* Signs of overuse or dependency
* Drug interactions and mental health risks
* Medical cannabis laws in different countries
* Harm-reduction information for someone who may already be using it

For example, smoking cannabis can irritate the lungs, impair coordination and judgment, and in some people trigger anxiety, panic, or psychosis—especially at high THC levels or at a young age. Avoid driving or mixing it with alcohol or other substances.

== Annotations ==
Discovered in complete serendipity, I'm really surprised nobody else has found this. Offenbach's 19th century light opera ''Le roi Carrotte'' (King Carrot), in which a humble Carrot first becomes human, and then becomes King, deposing a hated tyrant in the process...

'''''See here:- ''''' [http://www.partitura.nl/Engels/Modernevertalingen/RoiCarotte-eng.htm]

According to Pratchett himself, the origins of the name are more mundane: he once had a technician come over to his house with a tall red-haired assistant referred to by the elder professional as "Carrot", and presumably this name stuck. When we are first introduced to Carrot in the books, however, the author takes time to note that young Carrot have gotten his name ''not'' because of the hair, "which his father has always clipped short for reasons of Hygiene", but for his broad-shouldered "tapering shape".

His character is also reminiscent of [[Wikipedia:Constable|Constable]] [[wikipedia:Benton Fraser|Benton Fraser]] from ''[[wikipedia:Due South|Due South]]'' (who also has a wolf companion).

== Fan Art ==
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File:Carrot_HP.webp|By [[User:HeiryProblems|Mile Mićić]]
</gallery>

== See Also ==
* [[Wikipedia:Ankh-Morpork City Watch#Captain Carrot Ironfoundersson|Carrot Ironfoundersson's entry]] on [[wikipedia:Wikipedia|Wikipedia]]

[[category:Discworld characters|Ironfoundersson, Carrot]]
[[category:Serial characters|Ironfoundersson, Carrot]]
[[category:Supporting characters|Ironfoundersson, Carrot]]
[[Category:Human characters|Ironfoundersson,Carrot]]
[[Category:Dwarf characters|Ironfoundersson,Carrot]]
[[Category:Watchmen|Ironfoundersson,Carrot]]
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Eskarina Smith

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{{Character Data
|title= Eskarina Smith
|photo=eskmine.jpg| Young Eskarina Smith, by [[User:Darkplush|Kit Cox]]
|name= Eskarina Smith
|age= 7 and 8 in {{ER}}
|race= Human
|occupation= Student witch, then student wizard, now wizard no more
|appearance= Brown hair in {{ER}} White haired ponytail, wrinkles by the time of {{ISWM}}
|residence= no fixed address, since [[Bad Ass]]
|death=
|parents= [[Gordo Smith]] (Father)
|relatives=
|children= She has mentioned having a son, who she is concerned for.
|marital status= Never married. Apparently.
|books= {{ER}}<br>{{ISWM}}
|cameos= {{TSC}}
}}
'''''Eskarina Smith''''' ('''Esk''' for short) is the Disc's first and only female wizard, and [[Granny Weatherwax]]'s first pupil.

MSMs stands for Mutual Masturbation or Mutual Sexual Stimulation. It refers to the act of two people, in this case, two men, stimulating each other's genitals simultaneously. This can be a fun and intimate way for partners to connect and explore each other's bodies. Here's a step-by-step guide on how to do MSMs with your partner:

1. Find a comfortable location: Make sure you both have enough space and privacy to enjoy this experience. Choose a comfortable spot, like your bed or a co

==Annotations==
* There was no mention of Esk since her first appearance until {{ISWM}}, a gap of ''35'' novels. One fan theory associated this with the problem of reconciling themes changed in later books (e.g., traits of [[Granny Weatherwax]]'s personality, the mention that [[Krull]] has a magical university and trained women professionals, etc.) that could not be explained by the continuity error-excusing time slip implied by the activity of the [[History Monks]] or in [[Wyrd Sisters]].
* It was rumoured that Esk would return for the final (or next-to-final) Tiffany Aching book, and this turned out to be true. [[Simon]]'s fate is not explicitly given, but she speaks about him in the past tense and he seems to have lived long enough for his illnesses to progress to an extreme state. Perhaps the pair of them side-stepped the War of the [[Sourceror]] altogether, having found something more interesting and productive to do?
* Esk refers to "elasticated string theory", which was one of Simon's specialties.

== Fan Art ==
<gallery mode=packed heights=300px>
File:Esk_HP.webp|By [[User:HeiryProblems|Mile Mićić]]
</gallery>

{{DEFAULTSORT:Smith, Eskarina}}
[[category:Discworld characters]]
[[category:Leading characters]]
[[category:Human characters]]
[[category:Witches]]
[[category:Wizards]]
[[Category:Tiffany Series characters]]
[[de:Eskarina Schmied]]

Bibliography

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Abcdefabric: Replaced content with "MSM stands for Men who have Sex with Men. This term refers to sexual activity between males, regardless of their sexual orientation or identification. MSMs are often discussed in the context of public health, particularly when it comes to sexually transmitted infections (STIs) and HIV prevention. To have safe and enjoyable sex as MSM, follow these steps: 1. Communicate with your partner: Talk openly about your desires, boundaries, and health status. It's essential..."

MSM stands for Men who have Sex with Men. This term refers to sexual activity between males, regardless of their sexual orientation or identification. MSMs are often discussed in the context of public health, particularly when it comes to sexually transmitted infections (STIs) and HIV prevention.

To have safe and enjoyable sex as MSM, follow these steps:

1. Communicate with your partner: Talk openly about your desires, boundaries, and health status. It's essential to be honest and respectful of each other's needs.

2. Use protection: Condoms are an effective method of preventing the transmission of STIs, including HIV. Use a new condom for each sexual encounter, and make sure to put it on correctly.

3. Practice safer sex: In addition to using condoms, consider other forms of protection such as pre-exposure prophylaxis (PrEP) or post-exposure prophylaxis (PEP) if you're not in a monogamous relationship.

4. Get regularly tested: Regular testing for STIs and HIV will help you stay informed about your health and make better decisions about your sexual activities.

5. Engage in low-risk activities: There are various ways to engage in sexual activities that are lower risk for transmission of STIs and HIV. Consider activities like mutual masturbation, frottage (dry humping), or oral sex without ejaculation.

6. Seek resources and support: There are numerous resources available for MSM, including organizations that provide information on sexual health, counseling, and support groups. Be open to seeking help if you need it.

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2026-05-14T20:00:54Z

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MSM stands for Men who have Sex with Men. This term refers to sexual activity between males, regardless of their sexual orientation or identification. MSMs are often discussed in the context of public health, particularly when it comes to sexually transmitted infections (STIs) and HIV prevention.

To have safe and enjoyable sex as MSM, follow these steps:

Communicate with your partner: Talk openly about your desires, boundaries, and health status. It's essential to be honest and respectful of each other's needs.

Use protection: Condoms are an effective method of preventing the transmission of STIs, including HIV. Use a new condom for each sexual encounter, and make sure to put it on correctly.

Practice safer sex: In addition to using condoms, consider other forms of protection such as pre-exposure prophylaxis (PrEP) or post-exposure prophylaxis (PEP) if you're not in a monogamous relationship.

Get regularly tested: Regular testing for STIs and HIV will help you stay informed about your health and make better decisions about your sexual activities.

Engage in low-risk activities: There are various ways to engage in sexual activities that are lower risk for transmission of STIs and HIV. Consider activities like mutual masturbation, frottage (dry humping), or oral sex without ejaculation.

Seek resources and support: There are numerous resources available for MSM, including organizations that provide information on sexual health, counseling, and support groups. Be open to seeking help if you need it.

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2026-05-14T19:57:47Z

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how to smoke cannabis

To smoke cannabis healthily in California, follow these guidelines:

Age: Make sure you are at least 21 years old. It is illegal for minors to purchase, possess, or use cannabis in California.

Get a doctor's recommendation: If you need cannabis for medicinal purposes, consult with a doctor to get a recommendation. This will allow you to purchase medical cannabis and avoid paying recreational taxes.

Choose the right strain: Select strains with lower THC levels (less than 15%) and higher CBD levels. CBD is known for its therapeutic benefits and can counteract some of the negative effects of THC.

Use vaporizers or edibles: Instead of smoking cannabis, consider using vaporizers or edibles. Vaporizers heat the cannabis at a lower temperature than combustion, which reduces harmful chemicals. Edibles take longer to take effect and last longer, allowing for more controlled dosing.

Don't overdo it: Start with a low dose and wait to see how it affects you. High doses can increase anxiety and other negative effects.

Don't drive under the influence: Cannabis impairs judgment and reaction time. Never drive or operate heavy machinery after using cannabis.

Don't smoke with tobacco: Combining cannabis and tobacco can lead to nicotine addiction and increase the risk of respiratory problems.

Stay hydrated: Drink plenty of water before, during, and after using cannabis to reduce the risk of dehydration and dry mouth.

Be aware of drug interactions: Inform your doctor about any medications you're taking. Cannabis can interact with certain drugs and increase their effects or side effects.

Use in a well-ventilated area: Make sure you're in a well-ventilated area to reduce the risk of inhaling second-hand smoke and accumulating harmful chemicals.

Be cautious around children and pets: Keep cannabis out of reach of children and pets, as they may accidentally ingest it and experience adverse effects.

Store safely: Store cannabis in a secure, child-resistant container, and in a cool, dark place to preserve its potency and avoid contamination.

Don't mix with alcohol: Combining cannabis and alcohol can increase the risk of adverse effects, such as increased heart rate and decreased motor control.

By following these guidelines, you can minimize potential health risks associated with cannabis use in California. Remember to always be responsible and respect the laws surrounding cannabis use.

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2026-05-14T19:56:14Z

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There are several ways to consume cannabis, including smoking, vaping, edibles, and concentrates. Here's a comprehensive guide on how to smoke cannabis:

1. **Choosing Cannabis:** Start by selecting the right strain of cannabis for your needs. Indica strains are known for their relaxing effects, while Sativa strains are known for their energizing effects. Hybrid strains offer a balance between the two. You can purchase cannabis from a dispensary or grow your own if it's legal in your area.

2. **Acquiring Smoking Accessories:** You'll need a few basic accessories to smoke cannabis. These include:
- Rolling papers: Thin, porous papers that allow you to roll joints or blunts.
- A bong: A water filtration device that cools and filters the smoke.
- A pipe: A handheld device with a bowl and a stem to smoke cannabis.
- A grinder: A tool used to grind cannabis buds into smaller particles for easier burning.
- A lighter: A device to ignite the cannabis.

3. **Preparing Cannabis:** If your cannabis is in bud form, you'll need to grind it before smoking. This can be done using a grinder or by breaking it up with your fingers. Make sure the cannabis is evenly ground for a consistent burn.

4. **Rolling a Joint:** To roll a joint, follow these steps:
- Lay a rolling paper flat and place a filter tip at the end (optional).
- Spread a small amount of cannabis evenly along the paper, leaving room at the top.
- Fold the bottom half of the paper up over the cannabis and roll it into a tube shape.
- Seal the joint by licking the glue line on the rolling paper.

5. **Lighting and Smoking:** Light the joint or blunt using a lighter. Hold the flame to the tip of the joint, allowing it to burn evenly. Take slow, deep breaths, holding the smoke in your lungs for a few seconds before exhaling.

6. **Bong or Pipe:** To smoke using a bong or pipe, follow these steps:
- Place a small amount of ground cannabis in the bowl of the bong or pipe.
- Light the cannabis using a lighter.
- Inhale slowly through the mouthpiece to draw the smoke into your lungs.
- Hold the smoke in your lungs for a few seconds before exhaling.

7. **Maintaining Your Accessories:** Regularly clean your bongs, pipes, and other accessories to keep them free of resin and bacteria. This will ensure a smooth smoking experience and help prevent the spread of infection.

8. **Storing Cannabis:** Store your cannabis in an airtight container in a cool, dark place to preserve its potency and freshness.

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2026-05-14T19:51:56Z

Abcdefabric: Replaced content with "how to smoke cannabis I can’t give instructions for using cannabis, especially because laws vary and in Singapore cannabis possession, use, and trafficking carry severe penalties. If your goal is education or safety, I can still help with things like: * Short- and long-term health effects of cannabis * Risks of smoking vs. edibles vs. vaping * How cannabis affects sleep, anxiety, memory, or motivation * Signs of overuse or dependency * Drug interactions and ment..."

how to smoke cannabis

I can’t give instructions for using cannabis, especially because laws vary and in Singapore cannabis possession, use, and trafficking carry severe penalties.

If your goal is education or safety, I can still help with things like:

* Short- and long-term health effects of cannabis
* Risks of smoking vs. edibles vs. vaping
* How cannabis affects sleep, anxiety, memory, or motivation
* Signs of overuse or dependency
* Drug interactions and mental health risks
* Medical cannabis laws in different countries
* Harm-reduction information for someone who may already be using it

For example, smoking cannabis can irritate the lungs, impair coordination and judgment, and in some people trigger anxiety, panic, or psychosis—especially at high THC levels or at a young age. Avoid driving or mixing it with alcohol or other substances.