Spudding

Mrs Spudding
Name	Mrs Spudding
Race	Human
Age	75
Occupation	Cleaner
Physical appearance	wooden teeth
Residence	New Cobblers, Ankh-Morpork
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Books	Thud!
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A wannabee pole-dancer, Mrs. Spudding's career aspirations were sadly limited by the fact she was (i) seventy-five, and (ii) not as limber as she used to be.

After three hours' entrapment in the Pink PussyCat Club, with her dress over her head and her foot caught in her long-johns, she had to suffer rescue by Sergeant Fred Colon and Constable Precious Jolson of the Watch. Ultimately, the situation required that the entire pole be removed in order to extricate the old woman.

Well, a girl can dream....